No. Just no. You're in my bedroom. Who are you?
If I tell you that, I'll have to kill you.
I don't have a real name. But you can call me Sai.
If I told you my name was Bob I'd have to... oh... it happened again...
Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply say that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me D.