You are my father! Daddy, not another identity crisis...
You are somebody who cannot use capitalisation correctly. As I is a personal pronoun it should be capitalised. As this is the internet, I can't tell anything else about you, but I think you're probably a pretty cool guy.
You are a person who likes apple pie!
You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
You're a meatbag and you need to get a job.
You're a n00b.