I LIKE TRAINS

Rich lazy guy messing around in his shed made something to move him around so he didn't have to walk. More rich lazy guys decided to make money off of other lazy people who didn't want to walk. Rich lazy guys didn't want to earn their money, so they got massive subsidies from the government to build the infrastructure to enable their laziness enrichment. Other rich guys didn't like how the lazy rich train guys were encroaching on their own rights to be rich and lazy, so they threw money at their lazy rich politician friends to help enable the non-train lazy rich guys. Eventually, people became too lazy to continue investing in trains. Probably because it's so much work to go to the train station. Instead they invested in automotives that lazy people can park right beside their house to minimize the actual work needed to move around to find more money. Now people are remembering how efficient trains are at enabling laziness without debuffing lazy people's money, so there is renewed interest in trains.