To spend the rest of your life listening to Green Day's Whatsername in awe and appreciation.
To eat half a million bars of chocolate faster than I can type this sentence. (About 10 seconds).
To overthrow the evil Galactic ruler, save the galaxy, marry the princess and then find out it's your sister... But you don't care anyway, right?
To work long and hard working your way up the ranks to finally be promoted to red soldier when some upstart kid wearing green cuts you with his sword to take your five rupees.
To produce a fart so foul it fills your house with fatal gas permanently rendering the building uninhabitable.
To get beaten to death by a pack of irate homeless people.