- The first rule about the internet is: You do not talk about the internet.
- The second rule about the internet is: You do NOT talk about the internet.
- If someone says stop, goes limp, faps off, it's porn and the internet needs more of it.
- Two girls for every guy. (results may vary)
- One page at a time = newb.
- No shirts, no shoes, no pants. Underwear optional.
- Fads will go on as long as they have to.
- If this is your first night on the internet, you have to fap.
Nr 50 is very important: