1. The first rule about the internet is: You do not talk about the internet.
2. The second rule about the internet is: You do NOT talk about the internet.
3. If someone says stop, goes limp, faps off, it's porn and the internet needs more of it.
4. Two girls for every guy. (results may vary)
5. One page at a time = newb.
6. No shirts, no shoes, no pants. Underwear optional.
7. Fads will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night on the internet, you have to fap.

Nr 50 is very important: