User_talk:CANADA/Archive_One

Contents 1 Is this the right place? 2 using teh IRCs 3 Canada, fuck yeah! 4 spam pyramid 5 u haz unlimited powah 6 I'm back! 7 Elvis + KISS = Elviss 8 A. Nonymous 9 My favourite metal band 10 You have been invited 11 Every Breath You Take 12 I'm curious 13 May hot dogs be ever in my flavor 14 Spoken like a modern day Socrates

Is this the right place? Edit

I really don't know if this is how I'm supposed to respond to the message I got from you. (Sorry for that.)

Yes, I was just having (a lot of) fun answering (a lot of) questions. (And I think at least some of them were pretty good answers.) Is that considered spam? Or was it something else that you said was spam?

This looks like a really cool site and I was just enjoying it. REALLY not trying to be a dick at all. But if I shouldn't answer lots of questions, I guess I can just read other people's answers. Just let me know.

Thanks a lot.  :)

ImNotMe 17:10, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

What I said was that your activity could be mistaken for spam. If you really are just having fun here, I think that's great.I'm sorry if my accusations of spamming wern't exactly a warm welcoming, but we're glad to have you at unanswers and hope you participate more in the website's going ons and provide us with more comedy.

as for your response, no, it shouldn't have been on my talkpage, but that's alright. Just remember next time to put your responses on your talkpage right below the comment you want to respond to. If, however, you want to start a brand new discussion directed towards me, that would be the time to use my talkpage. Thanks, and welcome to unanswers. CANADA 17:26, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

No, it wasn't a warm welcome. I hate you. Oh, no wait... I love you. Er, um... I mean I like you as a friend. Wait -- Have we met? (In other words, Sorry / Thanks)  :)

ImNotMe 19:37, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

using teh IRCs Edit

I read the page where you explain the IRC but I still have a few questions. First, is this like a face to face webcam chat, or just Instant Messaging, like with text? and secondly, Is there any way I can use it without downloading software, and if not, how should I use it if I have IE7 (because I don't have Opera or Firefox like was mentioned in the guide) CANADA 19:29, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

You have IE! DEATH TO CANADA!

Seriously though, it's just instant messaging with text in a chat room. Everyone can talk, and you see it all (unless they go into a private convo with each other). But you need an IRC client, so you can't use it without downloading something. I don't know what program you'd use if you've got IE though. --El_Nazgir 19:58, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

Canada, fuck yeah! Edit

the USA

Vs

Canada

Our wiki leads them in the number of pages. I think we win this round.

Suck on that America!

and by that I mean this:

spam pyramid Edit

You have been selected.

Suffer well. A F K When Needed 23:00, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

Spam pyramid, eh? Is that some kind of large Egyptian structure made out of canned pork paste? CANADA 23:38, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

No. Well, yes, more or less. It's Egyptian, but it was taught to them by space aliens from outer space.--El_Nazgir 08:45, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Mursaat, you mean? A F K When Needed 11:07, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

No, I mean the Space Aliens From Outer Space. Is it my fault that they named their race like that? --El_Nazgir 11:36, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

...where's RT? :( A F K When Needed 22:48, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

He's been replaced by a duck -- RandomTime 23:50, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Holy crap! A typing duck!!CANADA 00:55, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

If he's been replaced by a duck, who's going to stop us from being evilz? D:

Also, I've just noticed how ridiculous my signature code is atm. Think I'll probably need to make the whole username just redirect to my user page :/ A F K When Needed 17:25, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

Can't you make an overarching style thing? Or just template the signature, can't that work? --El_Nazgir 18:07, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

I do template it. Just I subst it. Which, technically, for signatures you should do.

If I changed my signature, Wikia servers would cry. Then they'd have to go through every page with my signature and update it. Then they'd probably cry again. A F K When Needed 14:40, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Eh, wikia. (I'd go for Nike: "Just do it")--El_Nazgir 18:25, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Wow, this fixed width shortens the length of usefulness of the spam pyramid a bit, isn't that a shame? -- RandomTime 00:56, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

True... *THE SADDEST FACE!* --El_Nazgir 07:47, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Wikia's servers have been through much worse, every time some moron moves a page with 4,000 article comments, the servers have to move all the comments separately. But yes, signatures shouldn't really be in templates -- RandomTime 14:04, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Time for this to become an actual pyramid.--El_Nazgir 14:25, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Time for it to become actual spam, tbh. A F K When Needed 22:33, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

You have a very nice blog, I come here more often every day

You have a very nice blog, I come here more often every day

-- RandomTime 23:02, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

This post is very useful, thanks! A F K When Needed 13:51, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Moo. --El_Nazgir 14:57, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Anyone here watch Scrubs? A F K When Needed 20:04, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

I tried to, but I couldn't do it all on my own -- RandomTime 21:25, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Naughty RT, you ruined the spam pyramid. --El_Nazgir 21:33, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

All fixed thanks to my trusty spam slaves 23:12, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

And now you did a weirdy with your signature. --El_Nazgir 10:43, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

WEIRDY A F K When Needed 16:02, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

WEIRDY A F K When Needed 16:02, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

WEIRDY A F K When Needed 16:02, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Double posting is forbidden, you are hereby banned from entering the spam pyramids for 2 posts. --El_Nazgir 19:11, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

How do I get unbanned? A F K When Needed 19:52, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Because of your infraction, you are banned for 1 additional post. Further posting here will get you banned. you have been warned. You simply have to let 3 other people post once after me and you can post again.--El_Nazgir 20:00, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Please clarify.

Is that three posts by different people (RT --> you --> RT), or does it have to be three different individual people (RT --> you --> RT --> CANADA)? Or, is it three unique people, excluding yourself (e.g. RT --> you --> RT --> CANADA --> you --> RT --> Me Again)?

Thanks in advance, and I look forward to complying with my ban, as it is the right thing to do. A F K When Needed 21:02, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

That would be any 3 persons, even if that's one person more than once (so me -> RT -> me would be fine too). Due to the nature of your message, I am forgiving you, but should you post again, I will block you for one standard intergalactic year. --El_Nazgir 21:16, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

SPAM SPAM SPAM A F K When Needed 15:40, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for assuming the spamming block submission position. --El_Nazgir 16:30, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Btw, that ban means you can post again. --El_Nazgir 20:54, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

MASSIVE BLUE BAR AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE A F K When Needed 11:31, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

You should check my blue bar, if you know what I mean... --El_Nazgir 11:58, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Get out. A F K When Needed 13:20, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

No. I cast magic missile on the darkness. --El_Nazgir 13:30, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

I've got a magic missile... A F K When Needed 16:02, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

And a knife with +9 to ogres? --El_Nazgir 16:17, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

You want that worthless trinket? A F K When Needed 16:38, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

It's a weapon, not a trinket. Different slots. --El_Nazgir 16:50, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

ENEMIES!

We need enemies... A F K When Needed 21:29, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Sanity is for the weak! Can you believe nobody on the forums of my guild in GW actually played DoW 1? --El_Nazgir 21:31, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Madness! -- RandomTime 21:37, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Truth A F K When Needed 22:45, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Dare. --El_Nazgir 10:48, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Forfit -- RandomTime 11:18, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

There is no spy. Only ZUUL! --El_Nazgir 12:47, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

NEVER!

I'LL NEVER SERVE YOU! A F K When Needed 16:57, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. --El_Nazgir 16:59, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Forest just setback. A F K When Needed 17:20, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

He ran as fast as he could. --El_Nazgir 18:15, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Sing a song; of sorrow and grieving. A F K When Needed 21:03, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Not of fire and ice? I hear that's popular nowadays. --El_Nazgir 09:24, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

Fire beats ice but the resulting water beats fire. I haz a confuzzle. A F K When Needed 12:41, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

So this is what you lot get up to when I'm away... Me Again 13:39, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

Depends. Did you check the shower? If not, they yeah, that's what we do. anddon'tgochecktheshower --El_Nazgir 18:26, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

Oh! The shower, I can explain that.

You see... er... fine, no I can't. A F K When Needed 13:47, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!Me Again 17:08, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Blood? What? That wasn't me! I did... Jello... whipped cream... two lesbI DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! --El_Nazgir 18:15, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

...and this is him on a good day :/ A F K When Needed 20:46, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

u haz unlimited powah Edit

Heya!

I kind of agree with what you've said regarding certain images, so if you don't mind me asking... why not delete them? :)

I'm just some random guy from the community, but you'd have my support. :P A F K When Needed 17:32, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

I'm back! Edit

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. CANADA 00:55, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

He's back, and he's got a new trick... A F K When Needed 15:26, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

I'm unmarried and childless. Is it ok if I just hide my apple sorbet? Me Again 17:56, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Hide it in my stomach! quickly! --El_Nazgir 18:03, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

^burp^It's too late, HAHAHAHAHA CANADA 18:41, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! --El_Nazgir 11:30, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

I suppose now's not the time to mention that it contained large quantities of cyanide... Me Again 14:49, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Mmmmmmm, tangy! CANADA 15:18, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Elvis + KISS = Elviss Edit

--91.96.120.163 13:23, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

A. Nonymous Edit

Ha! you can't fool me by putting an abbreviation point in front of your first letter. Seriously, we don't want to be affiliated with a criminal organization, it's bad for publicity (Oh, the drug cartel? well.....shoot).

In short: don't hack us. CANADA 22:17, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

My favourite metal band Edit

Hey. I thought i'd show you all my favorite metal band, so here it is:

Now, i'm somewhat of a HUGE metal fan, but I perfer the more obscure like Osmium, Palladium and Niobium. Personally I don't care for big names like Gold and Tin, and the Alkalis can go to hell for all I care.

Oh, and Hydrogen, don't try to put yourself off as metal, thinking we'll buy into it. I can see right through you like the very gas you compose. CANADA 23:01, September 19, 2011 (UTC)

You have been invited Edit

Into the STFU program. Your innovation will surely find us new, exiting and hilarious ways to troll and spam. --El_Nazgir 09:06, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Great, where are we holding the first official meeting? --CANADA

Every Breath You Take Edit

A F K When Needed 20:42, October 9, 2011 (UTC)

So, AFK, since I've been gone you've forgotten about Yallow and fallen in love with Canada? She's a bit bigger than Yallow. Think you can handle her? Khono 00:29, October 10, 2011 (UTC)

You guys do realize I am male, right?

I mean seriously, how could you miss that, seriously!

Oh, the skirt? I was being A midievil Scottish warrior for halloween!

What do you mean it's not halloween? --CANADA

I'm curious Edit

What do you think of the current deletion edit summary? :) A F K When Needed 22:17, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

Needs more soy sauce. --CANADA 22:13, October 12, 2011 (UTC)

Enlightening. :P A F K When Needed 23:16, October 12, 2011 (UTC)

May hot dogs be ever in my flavor Edit

Sorry I was gone for so long. I was a tribute in the hunger games. I'm hungry now.

did you know that Nostradamus predicted I would return to Unanswers on this day?It's true! He also said that El Nazgir would fall down the stairs today. Watch out, dude.

CANADA 19:22, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

Close but no cigar. It was my brother, and it was 2 days ago. WB! --El_Nazgir 21:03, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

Spoken like a modern day Socrates Edit

I just wanted to take a moment to recognize this page and it's extraordinary insights into the purpose of humanity's existence. I recomend it be preserved and enshrined in the archives of this historic website. CANADA 00:25, January 28, 2013 (UTC)

LOL. Khono (talk) 12:00, February 3, 2013 (UTC)