Name: CANADA
Age: 16
Sex: Male
Location: Canada
Race: Homo sapien
Shoe size: 11
Quest: To find the holy grail
Favorite color: whatever I damn want it to be
Religion: Canadian
Political views: Cheesecake is delicious
Relationship Status: Winning
Symbol: Eh
Atomic mass: 2 bazillion
State at room tempurature: Bored
Attention span: 5 seconds
Horsepower: 12
Class: Wizard
Attention span: 5 seconds
Attack power: 7500
Defence power: OVER 9000!!
HP: 1000
Elemental type: Maple
Evolves into: A giant moose
Available colors: White, limited edition purple
Storage capacaty: 69 gigabytes
Marco: Polo!
Coronation date: Octobuary 39th, 2045
Preceeded by: Pik A. chu
length of world reign: 2045-2060
Succeeded by: Jalxazor, the supreme robot overlord
Occupation: Sysop, Superhero, Cookie salesman
SFW: usually
Ingredients: Syrup,Bacon,Glucos,Fructos,Mentos,Zapdos,Snow,Wood,Splenda,Sarcasm,TheGame,Sugar,Spice,Everything nice,Hydrolic Acid
Nutritional Value:
- Calories: 64
- Fat:0.0000002g
- Cholesteral:8mg
- Sodium:To infinity and beyond
- Carbohydrates:42
- Protein:1,000,000,000 pixels
- Vitamin A: 3%
- Vitamin B:3.1415926...%
- Vitamin C: 999%
- Vitamin G: 123456%
- Vitamin T: Nobody cares
- Calcium: exactly a handful
- Iron: OW! NO! DON'T DO THAT!
Contact information:
Stand in front of the mirror with a cucumber strapped to your head and play the bagpipes. If i'm not playing Xbox or
eating, I might decide to animate myself in front of you. Alternatively, you could just use my talkpage.