Need to do some quick-fix DIY but can't be bothered to get off your backside for more than five minutes? Love that shiny, monochrome look? Need to buy some new shoes but you're agoraphobic and your internet's on the blink? Just self-harmed and need something to cover up the huge, gaping gash in your wrist? Need toilet paper? A dog chew toy? A bikini wax? Contraception? A cheap, disposable gag and/or torture implements? That's right- you need duct tape! Please note: duct tape is not suitable for taping ducts.