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- Look at your mare
- now back to me
- now back to your mare
- now back to me
- Sadly she's not me,
- but if she started using Irish meadows horse shampoo
- she could smell more like me
- Look up. Where are you?
- Your galloping through an open field wearing your favorite saddle that
- farmer Brown got for you a month ago.
- Look in front of you,
- it's a delicious round bale of the finest hay in the country
- Look again!
- THE HAY IS NOW DIAMONDS!
- Anything is possible when your mare is scrubbed
- with Irish Meadows horse shampoo.
- ISAIAH MUSTAFA IS ON ME!
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