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Notable Events

• 25 December '09 - El_Nazgir is now UnAnswer's second Bureaucrat!
• 26 November '09 UnAnswers has 2500 Questions!
• 18 November '09 - We now officially have a forum!
• 16 November '09 RT is now a Sysop. God help us all.
• 07 July '09 - Mendel becomes a Sysop with incredible results.
• 22 May '09 - Congratulations to El_Nazgir on being the first User to be promoted to Sysop!
• 16 May '09 - UnAnswers @ Wikia was created.

Featured Question

The current Featured Question is What are oxymorons? This Question has inspired a fantastic response, and is certainly worth having a look at. I'm not even going to describe it. Stop reading this and go click on the link.

We can all see that it's one UnAnswer which took a bit of time and effort, and that sure paid off big time.

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