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The wiki about "answering" questions that anyone can edit. We have 12,551 Questions since May 2009.


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Hi! To contribute to this site, UnAnswer any question you like the look of. Remember, we are not WikiAnswers! We want the funny, witty or outright hilarious answer, not the correct answer.

Or - better yet - UnAsk something yourself!

When contributing, please be aware of the Policies of this site - thank you.

If you'd prefer, you can contribute to UnAnswers in German.

Also, be sure to visit our sister wiki Mirthpedia, a wiki for jokes of all kinds.

Don't go here. Actually, forget I said anything.

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If you want to create a new page, here's your chance! Don't be shy! :) The only thing to remember is don't use this for making your user page. You must register an account with Wikia first.

When you have one, click on your name on the top of the screen. Then get busy! :) On it there'll be a link to your UserWiki page, which uses the "normal" format.

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Notable Events

  • 2 January '16 — After a large period of inactivity, Ranger joins the admin team and begins the process of attempting to restore the wiki.
  • 1 April '12 — We regret to inform you that UnAnswers will be closing down due to wikia complaints on encouraging abusive content. We would encourage you all to spam as much as you can while it is still online.
  • 10 October '11 — After spamming over 500 questions on a single evening/night, Khono made us hit the 11 000th question.
  • 25 June '11 — The Conspiracy wiki continues to not exist. Stop reading this. Please stop.
  • 14 June '11 — CANADA Joins the admin team!
  • 16 May '11 — UnAnswers didn't celebrate its 2nd birthday, because we kinda forgot.
  • 9 April '11 — M.mendel and Me Again have been promoted to sysop, and Randomtime became a Bureaucrat!
  • 15 May '10 — Just as UnAnswers becomes one year old, we hit the 5,000 Questions Mark! Thank You and Happy Birthday from the UnAnswers Administration!
  • 16 May '09 — UnAnswers @ Wikia was created.


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