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Trolls these days lack subtlety. Back in my day, trolls were so intellectually in-depth in their trolling that you wouldn't realise you'd been trolled until you're standing at his grave with a bouquet of flowers in your hand and you notice that the gravestone is cardboard and that it has episode numbers on it to all the soap opera shows that he copy pasted the drama from to you, generating so much baseless sympathy for him that you had devoted much of your personal time defending the troll's trollings on forums.

Also, Chuck Norris never existed. He was just a pseudonym that Bill Gates used in his sex-deprived twenties.

• I put on my robe and wizard hat*