Well obviously I would oh... right... UnAnswer... I'd ask her for the time.
I'd tell her I have A(H1N1).
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I'd tell her I have a M1A1 (in my pants).
I'd put on my robe and wizard's hat, and cast flare
She'd get a critical hit Hyper Beam.
Call the police and say she sexually assaulted me.