By starting spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam wars with other wikis.
By talking with our friends on other wikis and inviting them over here.
By making a chain mail, which includes some of the most funny answers on this wiki, and states that if the recipient of the email answers a question of their own in a funny way, good things are bound to happen to them eventually. And if they don't send the email on to at least ten additional people, bad things will eventually befall them.
Create skits to the best question-answers here and upload them to youtube.
Whips and chains. There is no such thing as bad publicity.
Throw up pictures of Yallow topless.