- Hey there kiddos! are you ready to rock?
- I can't hear you!
- nope, still can't hear you. Must be this gosh darn hearing aid.
Technology these days. what is it good for,I tell ya.
- Anyway, I got some cool new tunes for all you youngsters out there. Let's see what we got here...
- mmmm...Lady....Ga...Gaga, lady gaygay!
What an odd name. Let's take a look at some other selections
BY GOD'S NAME, WHO COMES UP WITH THIS MOOT? Your generation has no respect for real music or basic grammar. now let me tell you a story. When I was your age...
at this point, our ad commitee gave up on trying to reason with the septuagenarian radio host and had executive management fire him CANADA 2011-10-13 22:20:58 (UnAnswered, Unvertisements )
- now back to me
- now back to your mare
- now back to me
- Sadly she's not me,
- but if she started using Irish meadows horse shampoo
- she could smell more like me
- Look up. Where are you?
- Your galloping through an open field wearing your favorite saddle that
- farmer Brown got for you a month ago.
- Look in front of you,
- it's a delicious round bale of the finest hay in the country
- Look again!
- THE HAY IS NOW DIAMONDS!
- Anything is possible when your mare is scrubbed
- with Irish Meadows horse shampoo.
- ISAIAH MUSTAFA IS ON ME!
- To whom may be reading,
- You must be really bored right now,
- Think of all the things you could be doing...
- Unanswers wiki,
- We do what we do just for the lulz,
- What the point is I don't know,
- I guess we must be insane
- But there's no sense gaming when there's nothing to play,
- We'll just keep on unanswering questions all day,
- So be sure to drop by,
- And give a quick "hi",
- to the people who don't have a life!!
- I know what you're thinking,
- This is just a cheap parody,
- "Don't you think that Valve will be unhappy?"
- I'm not really worried,
- If they find out I doub't they'd care,
- On the off chance that they sue,
- I'll make somebody else pay,
- Now hold that thought for a second or two,
- 'Cause it looks like our fridge has been broken into,
- And they stole our food,
- And that's not good news,
- For the people who don't have a life
- I state in my defence,
- I thought that it was creative,no?
- For those of you who don't agree,
- I guess your dead to me
- well there's time worth wasting, and there's jokes to be made,
- and it's not like you are ever gonna get laid,
- So c'mon, log in,
- I'm sure you will fit in,
- with the people who don't have a life...
- And beleive me we don't have a life....
- Yes i'll admit that we don't have a life...
- I'm being serious, we have no life...
The guitar used in this song was borrowed without authorization from the beatles exhibit in the rock hall of fame. Should an agent stop you to ask questions about said guitar, point in a random direction and state as follows: "look a dinosaur!". If and when the agent turns thier head, rotate 180 degrees and run like hell CANADA 2011-09-22 22:44:46 (Let's see how long I can make the name of this category before the administrators declare it ridiculously long and delete it, Portal, Songs, UnAnswered, Unvertisements )
There are over 300,000,000 children starving in africa
Oh, there's nothing you can do about it. I just wanted to remind you in case you were having a good day. CANADA 2011-09-01 15:25:20 (UnAnswered, Unvertisements )
A fruit that's not a grape
You can put it in a crepe
They are a circular shaaaaaaape
Duisguised as Russian men
Eat em' again and again
They're exchangable for yeeeeeeeen
- Attention, The grapefruit news
- 15% off all grapefruit shoes
- I'm your host, my name is grapefruit Tim
- And now i'll turn the mic over to Kim
- Thanks Tim, and in the news today
- 12 Grapefruits drowned in Grapefruit Bay
- and now for the weather report
- It's raining grapefruit at every single port
Heading at high velocity
some resemble Jim Carrey
They're commanding your armyyyyyyy
Breaking into song
Battling King Kong
We hope you sang aloooooong
GRAPEFRUIT!! El Nazgir 2011-08-06 23:20:01 (UnAnswered, Unvertisements )
The countries going bankrupt anyway; Seriously, this is the only time you're gonna get this offer. There's only 1, maybe 2 Greeces left in the world so don't hesitate to call in.
We know you like long drawn out commercials, so if you call in right now we'll include 3 NO, 4 shamwows, But wait, THERE'S MORE! we'll also include all of Robert Murdochs hopes and dreams, abosolutely free!
Call 1-888-452-9000. That's 1-888-452-9000. Not 2-777-624-4000, No, it's 1-888-452-9000. Seriously, call right now! You're gonna love my ceaser salad.
Please note: duct tape is not suitable for taping ducts. Me Again 2011-07-26 10:30:17 (UnAnswered, Unvertisements )
With the Apple iTime, you can:
- View hitoric events that you were born too late to experience
- Pretend to be Doctor Who
- Murder Bill Gates
- Laugh at the Romans as their entire empire collapses
- Murder Bill gates
- Release a plauge of dinosaurs to DEVOUR BILL GATES!!
"The iTime allowed me to show cool mordern technologies to my favourite historical heros. Archimedes was very impressed."
- ~David Feldsburg, Apple customer
"The iTime gave me the gift of unlimited youth, and allowed me to spread my corporate empires through every age! I'm sure fans of apple will find this product equally satisfying"
- ~Steven Jobs, CEO Apple Incorporated
"Someone should really go back in time and kill me"
- ~Bill Gates, President of Microsoft Corps
So buy an iTime today, and while you are enjoying the new found gift of time travel, make sure to advertise our products to Pheasants, Neanderthals etc.
Apple inc, enthusiastically dominating the entire planet in a way we can all enjoy!
Apple does not take any responsibility for paradoxes created by killing ones self, Grandfather, or any other direct relitive. Please use iTime with caution RansomTime 2011-07-25 10:57:31 (UnAnswered, Unvertisements )
The Feds includes many fun and exciting features:
- Customize the oval office and many other areas of the federal building. Would you perfer to be called the dark lord of America? or how about turning the situation room into an aquarium? The Feds offers many unique furniture styles to fit any play style. You could even build a dance floor right into the basement of the whitehouse. Anything goes!
- Have your Feds make public appearances, then laugh as they are assualted with various forms of footwear
- Hold public meetings and watch your Feds fall asleep during most of them
- Have a blast creating numerous scandals, then bribing your way out of imprisonment
- Special editions of The Feds also include a Canadian expansion pack, where everything is made out of rainbows and socialism
The Feds is available on all platforms except the Wii, because we don't like Nintendo very much. A F K When Needed 2011-07-09 19:01:20 (UnAnswered, Unvertisements )
"They told me I could taste the rainbow"
Don't let an addiction control your life,
say NO to skittles
WOMDs.You set the price, and there are no hidden costs. I will also be willing to send some of my freinds over to cut your lawn, wash your vehicle ect. in exchange for the items requested.
A message from the CPAC (concerned people against candy) CANADA 2011-07-03 21:45:14 (UnAnswered, Unvertisements )
Here are my details:
- 4534,palace street,
- Pyonyang,North Korea
- It costs only 1.00 per serving.
- Now with almost NO CALORIES!
- Soylent McGreen — tastes like family!
- Soylent McGreen is officially made of plankton.
- "almost no" is logically equivalent to "not no".
- All the plankton died of radioactive poisoning.
- Part of a healthy breakfast! A F K When Needed 2011-06-13 17:03:49 (Family, Food, UnAnswered, Unvertisements )
Used for vandalizing the main page. Rawr.
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