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You want me there now, do you?

Yes, go clean it up, my friends will arrive at any minute! Dancing Penguin Smile_spin.gif (Talk!)RisenPhoenix 2016-02-20 12:25:48 (Locations, Preference, Time, UnAnswered )

When is AFK needed?

Not very often at all. Yowuza yadderhouse | meh

AFK is needed when he is not here, and worthless when he is.

AFK is pretty tense, so he has to be kneaded twice a day. Rangerbot 2016-01-20 18:09:14 (A F K When Needed, People, Time, UnAnswered )

If you came back in time, would you kill Hitler?

Son, if I had a gun with two bullets and in front of me were Hitler, Stalin, and George Bush, I would use both of them on Bush. Yallow

I would kill Toby twice.

If I could go back in time, I'd go rock out in the 70s to live concerts of Deep purple. --El Nazgir sigEl_Nazgir

If I could go back in time, I'd go rock out in the 80s to live concerts of Rainbow RandomTime 22:47, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

If I could go back in time, I'd go rock out in the 90s to live concerts of Dio

No, this is why.

No single person or event lead to the events of world war 2. Where as the theft of my grilled cheese sandwhich was a solo operation and that mother's going DOWN! 2013-03-10 21:53:46 (Death, Killers, People, Time, Time Travel, UnAnswered )

Is it true that Canadians molt their exoskeleton once every two weeks?

Psh you Americans. We're a CLEAN people and secrete a new one every day and molt it piece by piece as the day progresses, just like you, insect.

No, we're far more civilised than that. We've moved far beyond "molting" and now pay recent immigrants from countries we've third worlded to use carcinogenic solvents to remove our out-of-style exoskeletons. Khono 2013-01-05 05:26:54 (Canada, Honesty, IRC, Time, UnAnswered )

How to change the time?

To change time settings on digital watch:
  1. Press random buttons for various lengths of time until something happens.
  2. Wonder how to stop it making that annoying beeping noise.
  3. Repeat step one.
  4. If still beeping:

a)Cover in duct tape.
b)Whack with hammer.
c)Wear watch in shower.
d)Tape watch to bottom of annoying coworker's chair.
e)Call the bomb squad.
f)All of the above.

Wait sixty seconds. DaNASCAT 2011-10-03 20:44:56 (Clocks, Instructions, Time, UnAnswered )

What is time?

Time is the result of inevitable action and reaction of the smallest units of existence due to "forces" attracting or repelling each one from another. It has been speculated that at the core of existence there are what we might call bits; variables that may be either true or false. Provided that this is correct, it is more likely that what we call "forces" are really just the manifestation of a set of simple rules acting on an infinitesimal scale. An even stronger result (in my opinion) is that as "time" progresses (as inevitability becomes reality) the universe further strays from any recognizable pattern, that is to say, it becomes less organized. This, the law of Entropy, is not definite- it is probabilistic. Thus it is not an excellent way to define time. On the macroscopic scale, nature may even appear to defy Entropy, an illusion known as reverse entropy. Though it may be loosely defined on a microscopic scale, generally the term refers to the continuous expansion and decreasing density of the universe. At one point in time scientists thought that the universe would end in a Big Crunch, in which all of the universe is re-compressed to a very small size. This is now known to be false.

From the human perspective, time is a transformation of consciousness; beginning with only a set of instincts and the like, we build our minds up from what we observe and can learn from the world around us. The good and the bad, the boring and the thrilling, the realization and the confusion are all muddled up in the crevasses of our minds, so that we, on occasion, will wonder whether time has brought us anything at all. I am worthless shit 2011-08-07 03:29:36 (Physics, Time, UnAnswered )

What would you do if you discovered that in the future you go back in time and have sex with your grandmother and hence you are infact your own grandfather?

Incest is bliss.

Sounds a bit like a cartoon I once saw. The guy said it was fun. ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk)

BLASPHEMY!!!! Me Again 2011-07-22 15:29:01 (Long Questions, Science, Time, UnAnswered )

How long does it take Pluto to orbit the sun?

284 years, 9 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 17 minutes, 52 seconds, 101 nanoseconds, and 76 bananoseconds, but who is counting?

so about the same time i take a shit 2011-07-07 00:22:38 (Planets, Space, Sun, Time, UnAnswered )

How do you prepare your body for a deserted island for 30 days?

Eat massive amounts of spagetti

Let it be balsamed and put in a sarcophagus. --El Nazgir sigEl_NazgirMe Again 2011-06-28 21:52:57 (Deserted island, Instructions, Methods, Preparation, Spaghetti, Time, UnAnswered )

Since when did AFK have breasts?

Because shutup. A F K sig 2 A F K When Needed

Those have always been there! --Lineriderfan rules! Don't annoy me!

He stole them from his girlfriend. --El Nazgir sigEl_Nazgir

Since he had plastic surgery, which he calls correctional surgery. ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk)

AFK travelled back in time to the reign of Charles the Victorious of France (sometime during the late 14th century). He had a super army of ninjas, and in no time beat the French and English to carve out his own empire in the south of France. Then he annexed Aquitaine and renamed it after the area he already conquered. So he had two areas of the same name. Therefore, he has had these lands for over six hundred...oh wait, those are Brests. Since when did AFK have breasts?

Since KFC announced their new three dollar bucket! Yallow 2011-04-20 03:26:43 (A F K When Needed, IRC, Time, UnAnswered )

You DO realize you're spending your time on a Q&A Wiki... which will never even help anyone... right?

You do realize, you're spending your time on it too. Plus, I get edit points.

My mommy says that I should do whatever I think is right, and jerks like you are just trying to break down my self esteem!

And just what do you think you are doing, sir?

Huh. They allow people to create user accounts and suddenly everyone is a critic. Yallow 2011-04-20 03:24:45 (Knowledge, Time, UnAnswered, UnAnswers )

The very first martial arts?

Not exactly. The very was an early form of boxing, but because most of its practitioners were Asian immigrants to the Americas, fans assumed the athletes were practicing some type of judo or jujitsu. This was further exacerbated by seeing their warm up drills, which were variations of Tai Chi that they had remembered their grandparents using.

Chuck Norris. Before him there was only chaos, but with his holy aura, we learned what it truly means to kick ass. And it was good.

         Im sorry but there was no BEFORE Chuck Norris he just IS. Martial arts was the name recently adopted as the proper term for his kickassness. Ian Should Get A Life 37 2011-04-14 17:48:43 (Time, UnAnswered, Violence )

I’m afraid Jeremy is unavailable for comment right now … OK, only joking; here he is …?

dont forget to blow ass on you way out 2011-04-08 06:39:38 (Jeremy Clarkson, Jokes, Quotes, Talking, Time, UnAnswered )

How long can a Human fly on his own?

Depends on how tall the cliff they jump off of is.

Depends on how much red bull he drank.--PiKaPi talk blog

Around 3 seconds, or until his arms break the sound barrier and explode. --Assholeism101 16:51, March 22, 2011 (UTC) Assholeism101 2011-03-22 16:51:09 (Flying, People, Time, UnAnswered )

When the first clock was created, how did they decide what time to set it to?

They checked their wrist-sundial.

I guess that was also the time when THE TIME was created MoMo6 2011-01-06 22:43:28 (Invention, Technology, Time, UnAnswered )


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