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Resin-Eating Zombies from Outer Space?

Don't worry, therejust Yowuzas in disguise. Yowuza yadderhouse | meh

What's wrong with eating raisins? (And learn to spell, please.) --◄mendel► 12:06, November 22, 2009 (UTC)


They're not zombies, they're just really, really stoned.


STOP TAKING ALL THE RESIN!!!!
That's what I'd say to all of those extraterrestrial zombies.

BTW, if it ever happens, you can come over to my place; I has much resin.
BTWW, considering a normal zombie's high protein, high fat, high cholesterol diet of brains, it is unlikely that any zombie would develop a fancy for resin. But who am I to judge.I am worthless shit 2011-08-21 23:11:13 (Music, Songs, Space, Strings, UnAnswered, Zombies )

How long does it take Pluto to orbit the sun?

284 years, 9 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 17 minutes, 52 seconds, 101 nanoseconds, and 76 bananoseconds, but who is counting?



so about the same time i take a shit 203.55.106.117 2011-07-07 00:22:38 (Planets, Space, Sun, Time, UnAnswered )

Is there a Waterie Way beside the Milky Way?

No, there is a Snickers though.

The real question is whether there's a dairy-free alternative. Me Again 2011-01-17 18:50:29 (Milky Way, Space, UnAnswered )

How does NASA help me in life?

They fend off aliens, duh. M.mendel 2010-12-05 11:48:09 (Life, NASA, Space, UnAnswered )

If the sky is the limit, then is space over the limit?

No. Yes. Try Again. 24.7.165.173 2010-09-11 03:19:51 (Space, UnAnswered )

What would happen if you put a jellyfish in space?

It would flop around in the air and sting your dumb ass to death with its tentacles until you died a stinging death.
There is no air in space, so this seems unlikely.

It would void the warranty.


Assuming it was in vacuum and free fall, PETA or the RSPCA would sue you. ◄mendel►

Click here to see an octopus in space. ◄mendel►M.mendel 2010-08-14 12:56:31 (Animals, Space, UnAnswered )

What three things you should take in space?

# Hammer
  1. Hammer
  2. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH A HAMMER!! Yowuza yadderhouse | meh

  1. Space food
  2. Space drink
  3. A microwarp drive. IN A BATTLESHIP, ARE YOU INSANE?

  1. Me!
  2. A space suit. Duh.
  3. Another space suit for me. ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk)

  1. A warp drive (for warping away from non-stationary ships)
  2. A large artillery cannon (for shooting stationary ships)
  3. A troop of space marines (for invading stationary planets)

  1. A fleet of battlecruisers capable of both space combat and planetary bombardment.
  2. My most trusted advisers and officers.
  3. Personnel for the battlecruisers and to use as landing force to capture planets. --El Nazgir sigEl_Nazgir

  1. Paper and a pencil. Only one pencil because mass is limited.
  2. Food and water.
  3. Extra food and water for the fatties like me.
  4. My laptop with my porn collection. I'll be lonely up there.
  5. A special... ummm, contraption to reclaim my... emmissions.
  6. A calculator because math isn't my forte.
  7. Some smart person. Preferably a promiscuous female because calculators aren't my forte and it can get lonely up there.
  8. Everything I've forgotten. Khono 2010-07-27 13:07:07 (Objects, Space, UnAnswered )

If space is a vacuum, where is the carpet?

Close your eyes, relax and forget about everything that is bothering you. Concentrate with all your essence on the universe and everything there is until you are one with the whole. After a while, you will see the light and there it will be, the glorious carpet. A F K When Needed 2010-03-26 16:28:09 (Carpets, Locations, Sci Fi, Space, UnAnswered )

If the sky is the limit, is space over the limit?

It sure is. Whatever you want it to be. ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk)☆ A F K When Needed 2010-02-18 15:45:17 (Sky, Space, UnAnswered )

What's that bright light in the sky?

That'd be the sun, now if you turn to your right, you'll see a large rock falling from space. It is a rock like this that is speculated to have killed the dinosaurs. Remain calm, I'm sure it'll dissolve or something before it hit eart..<static>.....

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That's the tumour pressing against your visual cortex. Do you feel the agonizing pain in your left arm yet? Oh, well I don't want to spoil the surprise. Khono 2009-12-13 04:47:06 (Space, UnAnswered )

How big is Uranus?

How big is my what? Dancing Penguin (Talk!) (Contribs) (Edits)

Seems a lot bigger since every space agency on earth has been sending bigger and more sophisticated probes in more and more often. Khono 2009-12-10 21:26:44 (Science, Space, UnAnswered )

Can the Batman breathe in space?

No, space makes you asplode RandomTimeA F K When Needed 2009-09-20 14:47:29 (Batman, Space, UnAnswered )

How do you "draw a blank"?

Like this: __________ Yallow 2009-09-19 13:15:30 (Space, UnAnswered, User:This Space intentionally left blank. )

Is this space intentionally left blank?

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of — no wait!

Whether what is, in fact, apart from some strewn far and in between stellar bodies, essentially blank, void-filled space has been created that way as a result of a higher being's intention is not for us mortal men to fathom.

Unless we boldly go where no man has gone before. ◄mendel►


Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more!


God is vacuuming the universe. Gotta clean up that dark matter. Yallow 2009-09-19 03:51:44 (God, Intention, Space, UnAnswered )

How much air floats off into space each day?

100 %. But wait....if that's true than we'd all be dead. Unless we are already dead and we are just in a different dimension, or perhaps we are all hooked up to the Matrix. In that case, go ask Neo.

Ask El_Nazgir A F K sig 2 A F K When Needed


Pretty much only hydrogen and helium can work up sufficient velocities to escape. It seems no one knows the total amount that escapes. Considering how little hydrogen is on the surface of the earth, however, I'd say that it's roughly equal to the amount of hydrogen gas that is produced. So... maybe 100 tons per day? We're unlikely to run out anytime soon since the earth is, what, 4.5 billion years old and we still have plenty? Also, it's the most abundant element out there so we'll be able to harvest more if we need it methinks. Sorry this isn't an amusing answer. Couldn't think of anything even mildly funny to write here. It is an interesting question though :) Yallow 2009-09-18 20:14:41 (Days, Gas, Space, Time, UnAnswered, World )


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