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Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?

Can't it be both? 75.88.171.164 2016-03-01 00:29:58 (Music, References, Songs, UnAnswered )

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

*headbangs like a grinning maniac*


You should ask Howard Jones.


Love is love and love is life. User:BigSpinCoasterBigSpinCoaster 2016-02-16 21:51:48 (Love, Songs, UnAnswered )

Unvertisement of the week 18?

thumb|292px|right|This is the appropriate tune for the lyrics
To whom may be reading,
You must be really bored right now,
Think of all the things you could be doing...
Unanswers wiki,
We do what we do just for the lulz,
What the point is I don't know,
I guess we must be insane
But there's no sense gaming when there's nothing to play,
We'll just keep on unanswering questions all day,
So be sure to drop by,
And give a quick "hi",
to the people who don't have a life!!
I know what you're thinking,
This is just a cheap parody,
"Don't you think that Valve will be unhappy?"
I'm not really worried,
If they find out I doub't they'd care,
On the off chance that they sue,
I'll make somebody else pay,
Now hold that thought for a second or two,
'Cause it looks like our fridge has been broken into,
And they stole our food,
And that's not good news,
For the people who don't have a life
This may be excessive,
and it may be taking up the page,
what is RT gonna do about it
I state in my defence,
I thought that it was creative,no?
For those of you who don't agree,
I guess your dead to me
well there's time worth wasting, and there's jokes to be made,
and it's not like you are ever gonna get laid,
So c'mon, log in,
I'm sure you will fit in,
with the people who don't have a life...
And beleive me we don't have a life....
Yes i'll admit that we don't have a life...
I'm being serious, we have no life...
And come tomorrow we'll still have no life....


No life...


No life!



The guitar used in this song was borrowed without authorization from the beatles exhibit in the rock hall of fame. Should an agent stop you to ask questions about said guitar, point in a random direction and state as follows: "look a dinosaur!". If and when the agent turns thier head, rotate 180 degrees and run like hellRisenPhoenix 2016-01-20 16:56:32 (Portal, Songs, UnAnswered, Unvertisements )

Axis of Awesome?

Unoffically the official UnAnswers boygroup. [1] ◄mendel►
Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles)05:31

Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles)

440

The Axis of Awesome VS The Olympics02:14

The Axis of Awesome VS The Olympics

440

The Axis of Awesome - Songs To Sing Along To03:12

The Axis of Awesome - Songs To Sing Along To

440

Axis of Awesome - Titty Bar02:25

Axis of Awesome - Titty Bar

220

The Axis Of Awesome - How To (Full Mix)02:19

The Axis Of Awesome - How To (Full Mix)

201

WikiaBot 2013-06-18 23:01:16 (Axis of Awesome, Comedy, Songs, UnAnswered )

Hey, Bungalow Bill, what did you kill?

Bungalow Bill.

The poor man killed himself. Mightykiko 2012-11-22 06:19:07 (Song Lyrics, Songs, UnAnswered )

Resin-Eating Zombies from Outer Space?

Don't worry, therejust Yowuzas in disguise. Yowuza yadderhouse | meh

What's wrong with eating raisins? (And learn to spell, please.) --◄mendel► 12:06, November 22, 2009 (UTC)


They're not zombies, they're just really, really stoned.


STOP TAKING ALL THE RESIN!!!!
That's what I'd say to all of those extraterrestrial zombies.

BTW, if it ever happens, you can come over to my place; I has much resin.
BTWW, considering a normal zombie's high protein, high fat, high cholesterol diet of brains, it is unlikely that any zombie would develop a fancy for resin. But who am I to judge.I am worthless shit 2011-08-21 23:11:13 (Music, Songs, Space, Strings, UnAnswered, Zombies )

Times of trouble?

♫♪Mother Mary comes to me♫♪

♫♪Speaking words of wisdom, "Let It Be"♫♪


It is 6:17. I haven't heard of anything troubling happening at 6:17. Midnight or 2:00 am is a different story, though.... Yallow 2011-04-20 03:18:35 (Songs, The Beatles, UnAnswered )

Sir, I am new to your question-answering site, is there any way you could inform me of current events and drama in your answering site, I would prefer it in the form of a song?

A long long time ago,
I can still remember how,
UnAnswers used to make me smile.
And I thought if I had the chance,
that I could make the wiki advance,
And maybe we'd all be active for awhile.
But December made me shiver,
With all the drama RC delivered.
Bad news on the talk page,
We went downhill from this stage.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned Wikia's servers fried,
There was nothing that could turn the tide,
The day UnAnswers died.
 
So bye, bye, to the Golden UA.
Blocked some users and abusers on the wiki today.
And good ol' Deetz dancing to the YMCA,
asking:
Where the heck is AFK?
Oh, where the heck is AFK?
       
Did you type that UnAnswer on love
Or UnAsk one about God above?
If the Version History told you so.
Do you believe in categories,
Can UA write cooperative stories,
Can you teach me how to rephrase real slow?
 
Now I knew that you liked those blue waffles,
Because I saw you editing the picture (rofl)!
I kicked you from the channel.
It was too much for me to handle!
       
We were all a bunch of lonely guys
With 4chan horse porn and D-cup size,
But we knew it was no surprise,
The day UnAnswers died.
       
So bye, bye, to the Golden UA.
Blocked some users and abusers on the wiki today.
And good ol' Deetz dancing to the YMCA,
asking:
Where the heck is AFK?
Oh, where the heck is AFK?
       
For 10 days, we've been on our own,
And our contribs have made us moan,
But that's not how it used to be.
When Yallow sang for the sysops three,
AFK, El Nazgir and RT,
In a dress she got from Janet Lee.
Oh and while AFK was in his car,
El Nazgir failed his RfR.
His plane flight went away,
So we've been waiting until today.
 
While the wiki was filled with strife,
and Mendel cooked dinner for his wife,
We wondered if we should get a life,
the day UnAnswers died.
       
We were singing:
bye, bye, to the Golden UA.
Blocked some users and abusers on the wiki today.
And good ol' Deetz dancing to the YMCA,
asking:
Where the heck is AFK?
Oh, where the heck is AFK?
 
Europe baked in a summer swelter,
Our users hiding in a fallout shelter,
Afraid that UA just won't last.
UnAnswers tried to get more views,
But our Wikia spotlight was old news.
The editpoints, on the sidelines, win or lose?
       
Now the IRC ban was sour grapes
Because of UnTrivias !insults and !rapes.
We wanted to make a stance,
but we never had the chance!
Because Yallow tried to play with the bot,
But AFK said it wasn't hot,
Do you recall who shot the what
The day UnAnswers died?
We started singing:
       
Bye bye to the Golden UA,
Blocked some users and abusers on the wiki today,
And good ol' Deetz doing the YMCA,
Asking, Where the heck is AFK?
Oh, where the heck is AFK?
       
And there we were all in one place,
A generation with a userspace,
With no time left to UnAsk again.
So come on:
Users be nimble, users be quick
Stop mendel from stealing our Pokemon schtick,
Because E-Bay is Solar Dragon's only hobby.
 
Oh and as I watched him on the page,
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No wiki made by Him,
Could ever epic win!
 
And the drama went on throughout the night,
Until the servers couldn't process the talk page right,
I heard Angela laughing with delight
The day UnAnswers died.
       
Oh, we were singing:
Bye bye to the Golden UA
Blocked some users and abusers on the wiki today,
And good ol' Deetz doing the YMCA,
asking, Where the heck is AFK?
Oh, where the heck is AFK?
       
I PMed a girl who watched RC,
and asked her if she would lick me
Instead she slapped me with a trout.
I logged onto the wikia tech,
and told them to fix their wreck.
but the admin there said I was a drunken lout.
 
And on freenode the users wept,
the vandals cheered and the staffers slept,
But not a solution was seen,
The trolls got off squeaky-clean.
 
And the wikis that made me laugh the most,
Uncyclopedia, and ED, on which I would post.
They closed their doors when we were toast,
The day UnAnswers died.
 
They were singing,
Bye, bye, to the Golden UA,
Blocked some users and abusers on the wiki today,
And good ol' Deetz dancing to the YMCA,
Asking where the heck is AFK?
Oh, where the heck is AFK?
 
They were singing,
Bye, bye, to the Golden UA,
Blocked some users and abusers on the wiki today,
And good ol' Deetz dancing to the YMCA,
Asking where the heck is AFK?

-- Lyrics: Yallow with help from Randomtime.

            BEST UNANSWER EVER!!!! -Ian_Should_Get_A_Life_37- 216.186.52.95 2011-04-08 19:28:18 (Song Lyrics, Songs, UnAnswered, Unanswers, WikiDrama )

Why don't we do in the road?

Tarmac plus intimate parts equals PAIN. Me Again 2011-03-26 22:37:43 (Song Lyrics, Songs, The Beatles, UnAnswered )

They'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes?

If they don't get shot on the way.

No. If they are men, they will get lost trying to navigate in the mountainous area. If they are women, they will try in vain to fix that stupid GPS.


I just realized there are a lot more double-entendres to that song than I thought.... Yallow 2011-02-10 19:31:30 (Songs, UnAnswered )

Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play?

Nope, i'm busy. Ultrablastic123 2011-01-20 21:11:00 (Song Lyrics, Songs, The Beatles, UnAnswered )

She came in through a bathroom window?

You what?

Must be pretty slim... Me Again 2011-01-13 17:55:29 (Song Lyrics, Songs, The Beatles, UnAnswered )

They're savages, savages, barely even human?

That's a bit harsh. I mean, I know most people don't like them, but Coldplay aren't *that* bad... Me Again 2010-12-30 21:52:56 (Disney, Pocahontas, Songs, UnAnswered )

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

no but im sure it would be great to sea it by the sea under a tree 41.70.190.232 2010-10-28 05:51:51 (Disney, Pocahontas, Songs, UnAnswered )

I'm gonna make you love me?

Seriously doubt it, you see I'm actually a robot and robots don't normally have feelings, I'm only programmed with the feeling of hate and the need to kill everything. 222.152.244.35 2010-09-30 04:52:50 (Love, Songs, UnAnswered )


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