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Whose foot is this and why is it in my mouth?
Wait... How are you talking with a foot in your mouth?Author clearly does not understand how internet works.--I am worthless shit 21:26, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
Because the fungal cream wasn't working and I read that fungus can't survive in an acidic environment and everything that comes out of your mouth is bile so... Khono 2011-09-29 11:20:21 (Feet, Internet, People, UnAnswered )
Does having a lot of internet sites saved in your "favorite places" slow your computer down?
No dear, taking a sledgehammer and smashing down on your computer slows it down. YallowWell, if the user of the computer spends the majority of his or her time adding websites to the "favorite places" then yes, the efficiency of the computer is greatly decreased.
BTW it's spelled "favourite" you arses I am worthless shit 2011-08-09 06:54:56 (Computers, Internet, Preference, Technology, UnAnswered )
Is there a giant spider on the world wide web?
If there is, save it for me. Spiders are my Favourite! Yum =)It's called "the collective internet psychology", and it is the most lethal spider in existence. But you still have to watch out for the brown recluses, cuz dem bitches will fuk u up! I am worthless shit 2011-08-09 00:14:24 (Internet, Spiders, UnAnswered, World )
How can I set up an internet connection?
First, if it is a wireless connection, try beating on the computer or laptop. If it does not connect, plug a bunch of wires into it, and jam the other ends into a plug-in. Then, fully soak it in water, rinse, dry, and repeat.For a wired connection, jam as many wires as you can into every port on the computer, force a few of the cables into each other, and jam therest into a phone jack on the wall. If the computer has problems connecting, it might have detected a connection. Turn it off, soak it in water, rinse, dry, and repeat.
For a different type of connection, ask Uncyclopedia. 75.201.192.107 2011-07-22 05:01:11 (Internet, Null, UnAnswered )
What are the rules of the Internet?
#The first rule about the internet is: You do not talk about the internet.- The second rule about the internet is: You do NOT talk about the internet.
- If someone says stop, goes limp, faps off, it's porn and the internet needs more of it.
- Two girls for every guy. (results may vary)
- One page at a time = newb.
- No shirts, no shoes, no pants. Underwear optional.
- Fads will go on as long as they have to.
- If this is your first night on the internet, you have to fap.
Nr 50 is very important:
RansomTime 2011-07-17 22:57:10 (Featured Questions, Internet, UnAnswered )
Damn you stupid browser, why can't you OPERAte?
As I say to all my friend's stupid puns, No. Just no.Because it's not Opera. It's quite clear really. You can never O-P-E-R-A-T-E without O-P-E-R-A. --
El_Nazgir
BECause internet explorer is a piece of shit....
and BOWSER FTW 203.55.106.117 2011-07-06 23:55:19 (Internet, UnAnswered )
Are you an Internet hard guy, lolololol?
See Also: Are you an internet, hard guy?Nope, I'm a Hard Gay!
--El_Nazgir A F K When Needed 2011-06-07 20:15:53 (Internet, UnAnswered )
Why does failing to sign my UnEdits on a talk page result in death?
Would you really want to live in a world without death and tyrannical rules and people who answer questions with questions and run on sentences?If you fail at that, you deserve to die. 
A F K When Needed
yes it is..... i waz lucky..... it almost happened to me..... but i found the path
Ian_Should_Get_A_Life 37 ©©©©© M.Marvin 2011-06-04 05:06:45 (Death, Internet, UnAnswered )
What should I do to keep myself entertained when the internet is down?
If the internet is down, bring yourself down to a new low. Then you get to use it again.Try the intranet.
No, seriously, try to bother your office mates.
Your ancestors survived 12,000 years, I bet you will think of something to do?
Why don't you just read a book?
Give yourself a poke in the eye. That will keep your mind off the Internet connection for a while. Yallow 2011-04-22 03:15:40 (Entertainment, Internet, UnAnswered )
Would the world end if I googled for Yahoo!?
No, that would be the effect if you divided by zero. Googling for Yahoo! would simply make the internet collapse.Only one way to find out. If we all die, you're not getting any cookies tomorrow.
It would if you googled for Bing instead. The effect will be doubled if you did it in Safari.
If you typed google into the google.com search engine the inpending paradox would tear a hole in the space time continuum and everything you know would turn into the twilightzone Ian Should Get A Life 37 2011-04-14 17:36:41 (Google, Internet, UnAnswered, Yahoo! )
Would you still hate your slow Internet connection if you were a turtle?
Yes. Turtles just move slow. They don't think slow. Therefore, they want faster connection.But if they think fast and move slow then wouldn't that e really annoying when you are a hungry turtle trying to eat food or something? 216.186.52.79 2011-03-29 21:04:43 (Animals, Internet, UnAnswered )
What is an operating system war?
When afk doesn't let us answer those two questions and we get angry. So we start fighting. Okay boys, bring out the toilet paper.....Yallow M.mendel 2011-01-13 16:00:40 (Computers, Fights, Internet, Technology, UnAnswered, War )
How does WoW help me in life?
It teaches you how to kidnap women and collect hidden power-ups.Haha! PC gaming sucks.
It teaches you that life is all about work and that dying is okay as long as you achieve something in your death. WoW teaches us the oh-so-important life lesson that to get anywhere in life (or in WoW), one must follow the established path and do what everyone else is doing. Stray from the path and you'll be useless and get ganked. Khono 2010-12-23 12:33:46 (Games, Internet, Life, UnAnswered )
How does the Internet help me in life?
Well... it certainly helps with your sexual life... Yowuza- If "sex life" for you means chatting up underage girls and finding out they're middle-aged men, yes. ◄mendel► M.mendel 2010-11-15 07:45:57 (Internet, Life, UnAnswered )
XFire?
how about Xgokillurself 70.125.35.160 2010-11-07 02:43:49 (Games, Internet, UnAnswered )
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