Wait... How are you talking with a foot in your mouth?
Author clearly does not understand how internet works.--
I am worthless shit 21:26, August 7, 2011 (UTC)
Because the fungal cream wasn't working and I read that fungus can't survive in an acidic environment and everything that comes out of your mouth is bile so...
Khono 2011-09-29 11:20:21 (Feet, Internet, People, UnAnswered )
No dear, taking a sledgehammer and smashing down on your computer slows it down.
Well, if the user of the computer spends the majority of his or her time adding websites to the "favorite places" then yes, the efficiency of the computer is greatly decreased.
BTW it's spelled "favourite" you arses
I am worthless shit 2011-08-09 06:54:56 (Computers, Internet, Preference, Technology, UnAnswered )
If there is, save it for me. Spiders are my Favourite! Yum =)
It's called "the collective internet psychology", and it is the most lethal spider in existence. But you still have to watch out for the brown recluses, cuz dem bitches will fuk u up!
I am worthless shit 2011-08-09 00:14:24 (Internet, Spiders, UnAnswered, World )
First, if it is a wireless connection, try beating on the computer or laptop. If it does not connect, plug a bunch of wires into it, and jam the other ends into a plug-in. Then, fully soak it in water, rinse, dry, and repeat.
For a wired connection, jam as many wires as you can into every port on the computer, force a few of the cables into each other, and jam therest into a phone jack on the wall. If the computer has problems connecting, it might have detected a connection. Turn it off, soak it in water, rinse, dry, and repeat.
For a different type of connection, ask
Uncyclopedia. 184.108.40.206 2011-07-22 05:01:11 (Internet, Null, UnAnswered )
#The first rule about the internet is: You do not talk about the internet.
The second rule about the internet is: You do NOT talk about the internet.
If someone says stop, goes limp, faps off, it's porn and the internet needs more of it.
Two girls for every guy. (results may vary)
One page at a time = newb.
No shirts, no shoes, no pants. Underwear optional.
Fads will go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first night on the internet, you have to fap.
Nr 50 is very important:
RansomTime 2011-07-17 22:57:10 (Featured Questions, Internet, UnAnswered )
As I say to all my friend's stupid puns, No. Just no.
not Opera. It's quite clear really. You can never O-P-E-R-A-T-E without O-P-E-R-A. --
BECause internet explorer is a piece of shit....
and BOWSER FTW
220.127.116.11 2011-07-06 23:55:19 (Internet, UnAnswered )
Are you an internet, hard guy?
Nope, I'm a Hard Gay!
-- El_Nazgir A F K When Needed 2011-06-07 20:15:53 (Internet, UnAnswered )
Would you really want to live in a world without death and tyrannical rules and people who answer questions with questions and run on sentences?
If you fail at
that, you deserve to die. A F K When Needed
yes it is..... i waz lucky..... it almost happened to me..... but i found the path
Ian_Should_Get_A_Life 37 ©©©©©
M.Marvin 2011-06-04 05:06:45 (Death, Internet, UnAnswered )
If the internet is down, bring yourself down to a new low. Then you get to use it again.
Try the intranet.
No, seriously, try to bother your office mates.
Your ancestors survived 12,000 years, I bet you will think of
something to do?
Why don't you just read a book?
Give yourself a poke in the eye. That will keep your mind off the Internet connection for a while.
Yallow 2011-04-22 03:15:40 (Entertainment, Internet, UnAnswered )
No, that would be the effect if you divided by zero. Googling for Yahoo! would simply make the internet collapse.
Only one way to find out. If we all die, you're not getting any cookies tomorrow.
It would if you googled for Bing instead. The effect will be doubled if you did it in Safari.
If you typed google into the google.com search engine the inpending paradox would tear a hole in the space time continuum and everything you know would turn into the twilightzone
Ian Should Get A Life 37 2011-04-14 17:36:41 (Google, Internet, UnAnswered, Yahoo! )
Yes. Turtles just move slow. They don't think slow. Therefore, they want faster connection.
But if they think fast and move slow then wouldn't that e really annoying when you are a hungry turtle trying to eat food or something?
18.104.22.168 2011-03-29 21:04:43 (Animals, Internet, UnAnswered )
When afk doesn't let us answer those
and we get angry. So we start fighting. Okay boys, bring out the toilet paper.....
Yallow M.mendel 2011-01-13 16:00:40 (Computers, Fights, Internet, Technology, UnAnswered, War )
It teaches you how to kidnap women and collect hidden power-ups.
Haha! PC gaming sucks.
It teaches you that life is all about work and that dying is okay as long as you achieve something in your death. WoW teaches us the oh-so-important life lesson that to get anywhere in life (or in WoW), one must follow the established path and do what everyone else is doing. Stray from the path and you'll be useless and get ganked.
Khono 2010-12-23 12:33:46 (Games, Internet, Life, UnAnswered )
Well... it certainly helps with your sexual life...
If "sex life" for you means chatting up underage girls and finding out they're middle-aged men, yes. ◄mendel► M.mendel 2010-11-15 07:45:57 (Internet, Life, UnAnswered )
how about Xgokillurself
22.214.171.124 2010-11-07 02:43:49 (Games, Internet, UnAnswered )
This category has the following 54 subcategories, out of 54 total.
This category contains 126 UnAnswered Questions.
"That's a 6 foot BLEEPin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the BLEEP was I just smoking"?
123.ie - just log on and save money?
Are there girls on the internet?
Are you an Internet hard guy, lolololol?
Are you the man yet, dog?
Can't I ask Jeeves instead?
Damn you stupid browser, why can't you OPERAte?
Did i would like my sister is download on the website of the Sims2?
Did you read the most beautiful bit on that page?
Do you realize how important a figure I am within the MMORPG community?
Does anyone who plays World of Warcraft necessarily has to be a nerd?
Does having a lot of internet sites saved in your "favorite places" slow your computer down?
Epic beard man?
ERROR. Variable GIRL does not exist in domain=?Internet?
Find free comics online?
Have you ever heard of this thing called the Internet?
Haxorz am Iz?
How are you gentlemen?
How big is the Internet?
How big is your e-pen0r?
How can I get an internet cat?
How can I set up an internet connection?
How did you get me to be such a fan of Firefox?
How do I deal with dickweeds?
How do I unblock MSN at my school?
How does the Internet help me in life?
How does WoW help me in life?
How many google translate translations would it take to turn a sentence non-sensical?
Hypoetical: Some guy on the internet keeps asking you questions, do you answer them?
I have 3 new e-males, how can I find out how many e-females I have?
I think coolguy is a cool guy. eh afraid of people and doesn't afraid of anything?
I think Troll is a pretty cool guy. eh STFU's poeple and doesnt afraid of anything?
I'm going on an expedition of the mysterious parts of the Interwebz. Care to provide me with a map?
If popular searches are so popular, why do we have to be told about them?
If unanswers goes six months without drama will you treat us all to cookies?
Internet - good or bad?
Internet Explorer 6 is bad for your pancreas?
Internet fight - Mendel or Chuck Norris?
Internet nominated for Noble Peace Prize?
Is http://bash.org/823214 the funniest bash.org quote ever?
Is http://havenworks.com/ the worst designed web page in the world?
Is internet chat a good way to spend my time?
Is it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?
Is it really over 9000?
Is Solar Dragon's internet connection Jesus?
Is there a giant spider on the world wide web?
It is 1 minute to midnight!?
It's lag-o'clock. Where are YOUR redundant servers?
Jewtube.com ... why is it not 404: not found?
Just because I often visit the Bebo (and FaceBook) of one of the teachers in my school doesn't mean I'm a stalker, right?
Meat... Ball... Wiki?
Mendel has not been talking to me on irc. He's ignoring me, and keeps leaving channels/ignoring me when i want to talk to him. Help?
Modems fail. Savvy?
Mouse Ball Replacement Memo?
Oh God. Is Solar Dragon online again?
Ok... they're lesbians, clearly... I dunno what... wait... wait... wait, what, WHAT?? No! NO! AAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Aww, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?
Omg wtf lmao rofl lol?
Oooooh...I just found out that CTRL+SHIFT+DEL is a shortcut to clear firefox's history. How cool is that?
Orly yarly omg nowai?
PKMN is so lololol wtf wjtvr?
Red VS. Blue?
Research this question on Wikipedia?
Should every Internet argument involve at least one comparison to either Hitler or the Nazis?
Should I start submitting all questions online with a preceding reverse question mark?
That one of your online handles?
Two Girls One Cup?
Umm.. Is this website Youtube?
We Buy Any Car.com?
What are our sister wikis?
What are the rules of the Internet?
What do we call someone who is still using dialup?
What does TCP stand for?
What does the W stand for in Wget?
What does the Z in ZOMG stand for?
What is an operating system war?
What is myspace?
What is the answer of the question that is not on unanswers?
What is the flag of the Internet?
What is the internet?
What is the internet for?
What is the very last page on the internet?
What should I do to keep myself entertained when the internet is down?
What would happen if I typed in "rm -rf /" into this server here...?
What would happen if the Evony ads came up on a Saudi Arabian website?
What's happening, forum?
What's the problem with Facebook?
What's wiki coding?
WHAT, anybody can see what I post online?
Whatever happened to Hamster Dance?
Where can I find the UnAnswers forum?
Where did Solar Dragon's Internet go?
Where do kindgirls come from?
Who invented the Internet?
Who is UnAnswers?
Who knew ASCII art would survive even into high bandwidth?
Who's to blame for these Zwinky and IMVU ads?
Whose foot is this and why is it in my mouth?
Why am I nude and tied up in the middle of a field with a hungry tiger?
Why can't I get a life online?
Why do I have to connect to the web to fall asleep?
Why do I look at the RC far more than the Main Page?
Why do people still use Internet Explorer 6?
Why does failing to sign my UnEdits on a talk page result in death?
Why does my Internet keep failing?
Why does this kind of shit only happen on the internetz?
Why is bringvictory.com such an amazing website?
Why is it called the "Internet" and not the "Outernet", and what is it inside?
Why is the successful troll successful?
Why was my question redirected here?
Wikipedia or Unencyclopaedia?
Will fictional.answers.wikia.com succeed?
Will you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo until I google over your facebook?
Would the world end if I googled for Yahoo!?
Would you still hate your slow Internet connection if you were a turtle?
You're one of those dancing anime characters from the Caramelldansen videos, aren't you?
Your site, virginworlds.com has a distinct lack of virgins. Please improve?