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Why did my brother get cancer?

There are several causes of cancer, the most popular among teens at present being oral sex.
Makes sense. Explains why he's been talking shit.
It's what my pastor told me. It's the only explanation that makes sense to me.

THIS IS WHY. And to think it all could have been prevented... Me Again 2011-06-28 20:34:18 (Brothers, Diseases, Electrified mocha chinchilla, Family, Health, Medicine, The Daily Mail, UnAnswered, Words )

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Why do mums shop at Iceland?

Because while they're there, they can eat Icelandic liver sausage. Yowuza yadderhouse | meh

Not Iceland, fool, it's Kirkland! Yallow 2010-04-14 22:44:00 (Family, Iceland, Mothers, Reasons, Shopping, Shops, UnAnswered )

Can I be my own grandfather?

Why, yes you can. It would take a lot of work, though. You would have go back in time and meet your grandmother and get married and have at least one child. Your mother/father would have to meet your father/mother and then have you.

So good luck!


YallowDeetaha 2010-04-06 18:22:16 (Family, UnAnswered )

What is my mum's name?

You'r mum's name is the name you mum has. DURR TEH DURR. Yowuza yadderhouse | mehYowuza 2010-03-06 10:58:49 (Family, Mum, Names, UnAnswered )

How many garden gnomes in my front garden are needed for my husband to actually leave me?

Firstly we need to make up some statistics get some data about your husband. Take your husband's happiness level with this forumla:

h=2a-t (where a is your attractiveness in newtons, and t is the time (in years) that you have been married). The number of gnomes you need, is proportional to this happiness number. g=\frac{-h\pm\sqrt{h^2-4c}}{2} (c, in this instance is the number of children you have). Go out to the shops and buy g gnomes, and your husband should leave you.


Is 241 enough? --Lineriderfan rules! Don't annoy me!


1. Yowuza yadderhouse | mehYowuza 2010-02-23 17:41:16 (Family, Garden Gnomes, Gardens, Husbands, Quantities, UnAnswered, Yahoo! Answers )

Mamma, what is sex?

Sex is just a fancy name they give to the application that adults fill out when they want to order a baby through the interwebz. The application is filled out in detail as to what they want the new baby's gender to be, what they want it to look like, etc. and before you know it, the stork will come by your house and drop your new brother or sister by the door. If you don't believe me ask Bugs Bunny!

Skywalker, when you are older I will tell you. Or maybe you would like some experience... Yes... -Yoda, hacking into Cubonestar's account.


Your sex can be male or female, depending on whether you have a penis or a vagina; if you can do DNA analysis, look for the X and Y chromosomes instead. Species with two sexes usually need the cooperation of individuals of both sexes to procreate; i.e. for mammals, put the penis into the vagina to inseminate the female, who will then give birth some time later (after the gestation period). To ensure the survival of the species, the sexes feel attracted to each other (in individuals, this is called "sex appeal"), and the insemination activity (also called sex) is associated with pleasurable sensations. You watching porn and masturbating doesn't even come close. ◄mendel►B O T When Needed 2009-12-22 13:20:21 (Definitions, Family, Mothers, Sexual, UnAnswered, Women )

I respect a damage apologize in your grandfather whom comes to give?

Poor grandfather. That video with the 2 girls and 1 cup was just too much for him... Dancing Penguin (Talk!) (Contribs) (Edits)
The grandfather who is poor. The image which has young girl and 1 cup of 2 people was respects him only too plentifully.

Korean grandfathers have a hard lot. That place Korean grandfather is the hard swallow. ◄mendel►


I am slowly going crazy, one two three four five six switch. Crazy going slowly am I, six five four three two one switch.

That's what the whale said. M.mendel 2009-11-29 07:17:24 (Damage, Drunk, Family, Grandfathers, UnAnswered )

Whats Bella's grandmother's name?

Why do I immediately know you are talking about Twilight when you say Bella? I'm sad now, thanks.... jerk. The WoodburninatorThe Woodburninator 2009-11-24 04:41:21 (Family, Twilight, UnAnswered, WikiAnswers )

Cool story bro?

Depends: Am I a character? Cubonestar rocks your socks! Said Bob.

Thanks for the impressive and detailed feedback. It took me 14 years to write that story....14 freaking years when my husband wouldn't even speak to me, and my 8 children would say, "What's wrong with mommy?" I went from a size 6 to a size 15 because of all the fast food I had crammed into my mouth because I wanted to keep writing. "Cool story, bro?" huh. A meat locker is cool, you might enjoy it just as much. Yallow 2009-11-21 05:43:55 (Family, Internet memes, Stories, UnAnswered )

How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us at night?

Hope you roll a 20 in your persuasion check RandomTimeA F K When Needed 2009-11-17 22:34:16 (Family, Maids, Methods, Night, Sleep, UnAnswered, Wives, Yahoo! Answers )

Did i would like my sister is download on the website of the Sims2?

Can you Gramma? RansomTime 2009-11-08 11:51:37 (Family, Games, Internet, Sisters, The Sims, UnAnswered )

Do you know my sister?

Biblically.

Truly, madly, deeply, puuuke. Khono 2009-09-23 06:18:30 (Family, UnAnswered )

Khhhhh Luke khhhhh am I your mother?

My MOTHER??? Then who's been breastfeeding me?

Daaaamn bitch, you so ugly even Jar Jar can't stand to be around you. Khono 2009-09-12 19:28:14 (Family, Movies, People, Star Wars, UnAnswered )

Why is bob my uncle?

Because he is your mother's brother, your father's brother, married your mother's sister, or married your father's sister. Seems simple enough.

In the words of Stephen Fry; The Rules Are Simple, I'm a pimple.


If you have to ask, he probably isn't. Call the police. -El Nazgir sigEl_Nazgir & ◄mendel►


Bob's your uncle because he had sex with your aunt and the rest of the family decided they liked him better than your ex-uncle Jim. AEtherchild 2009-09-01 06:46:34 (Family, UnAnswered, Uncles )


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