Contents 1 Why is this question in so many categories? 2 How do I knit an elephant? 3 Why did the elephant cross the road? 4 Why are my elephants dancing on a purple fish with a rocking chair? 5 Did you know that elephants can manipulate their penises in the same way they can manipulate their trunks? 6 Would you like to buy an elephant? 7 What do you get when you crossbreed a giraffe with an elephant? 8 Eye Kan Haz Elefant?

Why is this question in so many categories?

Because you put it in so many. Awesome Creep 2012-10-20 07:29:57 (Advertisements, Air Planes, Animals, Appearance, Beds, Big Boobs, Bread, Carpets, Colours, Computers, Days, Demons, Dogs, Earth, Education, Eggs, Electricity, Elephants, Epistemology, Events, Fish, Germany, Google, Harry Potter, Hyundai, IRC, Iceland, Insults, Jaffa Cakes, Jellyfish, Jesus, Jewelry, Kamikaze Pilots, Lava lamps, Let's see how long I can make the name of this category before the administrators declare it ridiculously long and delete it, Magikarp, Mario, Money, Monopoly, Musicals, Names, Ninjas, Nonsense, Not Likely, Not really that badly in need of an UnAnswer, Nudity, Obama, Oil, Osama bin Laden, Philosophy, Polar Bears, Questions making more sense to those playing video games, Religion, Repetition, Rocks, Ships, Sonic, Star Wars, Submarines, Tacos, Television, The Sun, UnAnswered, Urine, Vegetables, Waffles, Weather, Youth, Zombies, Zork )

How do I knit an elephant?

with great difficulty 202.134.51.15 2010-09-14 02:46:53 (Elephants, Knitting, UnAnswered )

Why did the elephant cross the road?

to follow (and eat) the chicken --Doin

To spray Doin on the other side for his stupidity; Elephants are vegetarians, you fuddyduddy, THEY DON'T EAT CHICKENS! Yallow 2010-04-18 21:47:56 (Elephants, Reasons, UnAnswered )

Why are my elephants dancing on a purple fish with a rocking chair?

Because it's 11:30... duh? A F K When Needed 2010-03-26 16:57:52 (Chairs, Colours, Elephants, Fish, Purple, Random, Reasons, UnAnswered )

Did you know that elephants can manipulate their penises in the same way they can manipulate their trunks?

no.. because where you learned that "fact" is false. Stop going to 4chan to learn crap. A F K When Needed 2010-03-26 16:35:40 (Animals, Elephants, Knowledge, UnAnswered )

Would you like to buy an elephant?

Yeah. Oh, and completely unrelated, could you lend me some money?

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Elephant isn't a vowel.

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What do you get when you crossbreed a giraffe with an elephant?

A mistake. B O T When Needed 2009-08-23 16:23:57 (Crossbreeding, Elephants, Giraffes, UnAnswered )

Eye Kan Haz Elefant?

No, but Elefant Kan Has Eyes. B O T When Needed 2009-08-23 13:49:34 (Elephants, UnAnswered )