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What questions would you be facing if you were stranded?
If you are black and you have been on a deserted island for some time they will give up the search in about a week and never reopen your case again. then you can no escape from the island.
Now if you're white, they will never give up the search. It will go on for years even, and no matter what little island you're on- they will find you.
The reverse is true if you are black and rich, or white and poor. Unless you owe taxes. Then they will search for you until they find you. Simsilikesims 21:38, December 7, 2011 (UTC) Simsilikesims 2011-12-07 21:38:21 (Deserted island, Escape, Escapes, Instructions, Races, UnAnswered )
Two pandas should be enough, considering you can use 1 skin from each panda for clothing and shelter respectively, then use the meat for food.
What do you mean, "where do I get 2 pandas?". I'm here to answer your question, not write a god damn survival guide! CANADA Me Again 2011-09-07 16:17:48 (Deserted island, Survival, UnAnswered )
Lenin died in 1924, but you can still see his body on display in Moscow. Without water, you'd normally die in 3-4 days; given adequately mineralized fluids, you could do 50 days, but healthy would be at most 8-21, if under medical supervision. Really fat people might survive 200 days without food. ◄mendel► Me Again 2011-06-28 22:07:34 (Deserted island, Food, Life, Science, Survival, UnAnswered )this. A F K When Needed Me Again 2011-06-28 22:05:37 (Air, Deserted island, Help, Instructions, Signs, Survival, UnAnswered )
-Nyerguds Me Again 2011-06-28 22:01:12 (Deserted island, Instructions, Survival, UnAnswered )
If the coconuts weren't posioned, quite a while. If not, well.....going to a deserted island includes a modest funeral TOTALLY FREE! Me Again 2011-06-28 21:56:52 (Deserted island, Food, Survival, UnAnswered )AEtherchild
Give an innocuous object a face, talk to it for many moons, then take its advice on how to escape. Sure-fire way to get off your rocker, and I'm sure it'll work for a deserted island, too. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:54:51 (Death, Deserted island, Escape, Escapes, Instructions, UnAnswered )A F K When Needed Me Again 2011-06-28 21:53:53 (Deserted island, Instructions, Possession, UnAnswered )
Let it be balsamed and put in a sarcophagus. --El_Nazgir Me Again 2011-06-28 21:52:57 (Deserted island, Instructions, Methods, Preparation, Spaghetti, Time, UnAnswered )
You can get your goat to help you grow food, they're very good at digging holes for carrots. This is very useful if you're prepared, as growing food isn't a realistic way to meet next-day demand.
Of course, if you're stuck on a Deserted island, you may well have no choice but to eat the goat, optimal cooking temperature is 460 kelvin, 450 in a fan oven, for 15 mins +15 mins per 250g of meat. Serve with gravy, veg and roast potatoes. You can probably skip the washing up if you're on a deserted island. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:52:04 (Animals, Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, UnAnswered )
It should have plenty of coconuts, if you catch me, that you can eat with your banana. Also, take an island with mountains, because everyone want to get on top of an island, you can see some beautiful things from up there! A mountain with a large whole or cave is great for sticking your things in. You may sweat a lot on this island, but who cares, that island is hot. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:50:38 (Deserted island, Instructions, UnAnswered )A F K When Needed
It would depend on whether the boar is dead or not. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:48:51 (Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, Sticks, UnAnswered )
Better drink your own piss! [] Me Again 2011-06-28 21:47:46 (Deserted island, Instructions, Rocks, UnAnswered, Urine )
Slap them with a trout!
You have no idea how far a pack of cigars and bottle of beer can go.... Me Again 2011-06-28 21:46:22 (Deserted island, Instructions, UnAnswered )
Get two bucks first. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:45:35 (Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, Puns, UnAnswered, Vampires )
- Find a camel, if you can find a camel, then the island isn't deserted because there's a camel on it, well done - you are now no longer on a deserted island.
- Build a boat, if you have built a boat, you can then sail away - you'll probably die of starvation or something before you get to the land, but that's your own problem.
- If you've come to this island because of treachery from your brother, become a wizard, inslave a spirit and a monster, and cause a storm which will wash up your brother, the king and some other people on the island. From there it's a simple task of making everyone mad so that you can then threaten them with your magical powers, and then forgive them, provided they take you off the island. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:44:51 (Deserted island, Escape, Escapes, Instructions, Survival, UnAnswered )
- Unless you get stranded on that island; then they're very handy. M.mendel 2009-09-28 18:02:49 (Deserted island, Emergency, Locations, Supplies, UnAnswered )
Depends. Keep it safe out your house, it could last forever....provided there is a charger nearby. However, if you drop your laptop somewhere like a toilet bowl or a black hole, it might not last very long. Yallow Yallow 2009-09-18 01:22:18 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )
Yes, the cakemakers guild has been hired to prepare the largest ever desserted island. You volunteered produce the cream filling. You've been provided with a box of magazines and a truckload of tissues. Get busy. Khono 2009-08-26 01:29:16 (Deserted island, Identity, Paranoia, UnAnswered )
- -Nyerguds B O T When Needed 2009-08-24 12:40:49 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )
- -Nyerguds B O T When Needed 2009-08-24 11:09:22 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )
- a volley = a rapid simultaneous discharge of firearms
- balles = french for bullets
I have to conclude that a good name for a volleyball is machinegun fire.
-Nyerguds B O T When Needed 2009-08-23 16:31:15 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )
- -Nyerguds B O T When Needed 2009-08-23 14:20:12 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )
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