If you are black and you have been on a deserted island for some time they will give up the search in about a week and never reopen your case again. then you can no escape from the island.
Now if you're white, they will never give up the search. It will go on for years even, and no matter what little island you're on- they will find you.
The reverse is true if you are black and rich, or white and poor. Unless you owe taxes. Then they will search for you until they find you. Simsilikesims 21:38, December 7, 2011 (UTC) Simsilikesims 2011-12-07 21:38:21 (Deserted island, Escape, Escapes, Instructions, Races, UnAnswered )
Your body can last decades; your life, not so much.
Lenin died in 1924, but you can still see his body on display in Moscow. Without water, you'd normally die in 3-4 days; given adequately mineralized fluids, you could do 50 days, but healthy would be at most 8-21, if under medical supervision. Really fat people might survive 200 days without food. ◄mendel► Me Again 2011-06-28 22:07:34 (Deserted island, Food, Life, Science, Survival, UnAnswered )
Move to a deserted island of course. There no one will find you and, since their are no 5-star hotels or annoying tourist's gift shops on most deserted islands, you cannot leave a trail. Stay there for the rest of your life if you don't want people watching you. However, don't try to escape because when helicopters swoop down to find you, every media journalist interviews you, and Time magazine has youu on their front cover, that might fall under the category of leaving a trail. Me Again 2011-06-28 22:06:45 (Deserted island, Escape, Houses, Instructions, Paranoia, UnAnswered )
Shove a stick of dynamite in its mouth and blow it up. That should cook it thoroughly and have the pieces cut out for you. Might be a bit messy, though. Me Again 2011-06-28 22:04:36 (Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, UnAnswered )
Stand out in the reef for three days, so that all manor of sea life be swimming about you, then rope together a couple of sea turtles, and ride to safety. Me Again 2011-06-28 22:02:17 (Boats, Captain Jack Sparrow, Deserted island, Instructions, Survival, UnAnswered )
It depends on how many radio stations you can pick up with them.
If the coconuts weren't posioned, quite a while. If not, well.....going to a deserted island includes a modest funeral TOTALLY FREE! Me Again 2011-06-28 21:56:52 (Deserted island, Food, Survival, UnAnswered )
Easiest way is to blow up the island. Then you won't be on a deserted island, you'll be floating in a deserted sea. How to escape from that? Build an island! Duhh... --AEtherchild
Give an innocuous object a face, talk to it for many moons, then take its advice on how to escape. Sure-fire way to get off your rocker, and I'm sure it'll work for a deserted island, too. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:54:51 (Death, Deserted island, Escape, Escapes, Instructions, UnAnswered )
You could use the goat as bait to attract wild animals, then - when the iron is hot, strike the wild animals and kill (then eat them) (this is assuming you have an iron, if not, you'll need to find some other way). Alternatively, you could send the goat out ahead as a scout party to a local campsite, when he returns, you'll have insider knowledge of the campsite, including where they keep their food, and the guard duty shifts.
You can get your goat to help you grow food, they're very good at digging holes for carrots. This is very useful if you're prepared, as growing food isn't a realistic way to meet next-day demand.
Of course, if you're stuck on a Deserted island, you may well have no choice but to eat the goat, optimal cooking temperature is 460 kelvin, 450 in a fan oven, for 15 mins +15 mins per 250g of meat. Serve with gravy, veg and roast potatoes. You can probably skip the washing up if you're on a deserted island. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:52:04 (Animals, Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, UnAnswered )
Generally the one across the fence is always greener anyway, so get two islands close enough to cross between, and build a fence between them.
It should have plenty of coconuts, if you catch me, that you can eat with your banana. Also, take an island with mountains, because everyone want to get on top of an island, you can see some beautiful things from up there! A mountain with a large whole or cave is great for sticking your things in. You may sweat a lot on this island, but who cares, that island is hot. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:50:38 (Deserted island, Instructions, UnAnswered )
This question is too profound for an answer. To find the answer that you are looking for, you must make a hard journey through many jungles and swamps, and find SURVIVORMAN!!!! *music: DUN DUN DUUUN!" Me Again 2011-06-28 21:49:57 (Clothes, Clothing, Deserted island, Instructions, Survival, UnAnswered )
Wait for the sun to rise (if applicable). Use the glasses to focus the heat of the sun, and set the sticks on fire. Use left over sticks to hold the boar in place (over the fire). Wait for it to cook. Remove the boar. Add the frame of the glasses as seasoning. Enjoy. A F KWhenNeeded
It would depend on whether the boar is dead or not. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:48:51 (Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, Sticks, UnAnswered )
If you can speak their language, do so. If you can't, use hand gestures (99.9 % of all people who did this got thrown into a net and tossed into the sea, so not recommended). If they won't hand you their fish when you've been starving for three days, blow them up. This should get your message across.
Slap them with a trout!
You have no idea how far a pack of cigars and bottle of beer can go.... Me Again 2011-06-28 21:46:22 (Deserted island, Instructions, UnAnswered )
You can escape a deserted island in one of 3 ways:
Find a camel, if you can find a camel, then the island isn't deserted because there's a camel on it, well done - you are now no longer on a deserted island.
Build a boat, if you have built a boat, you can then sail away - you'll probably die of starvation or something before you get to the land, but that's your own problem.
If you've come to this island because of treachery from your brother, become a wizard, inslave a spirit and a monster, and cause a storm which will wash up your brother, the king and some other people on the island. From there it's a simple task of making everyone mad so that you can then threaten them with your magical powers, and then forgive them, provided they take you off the island. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:44:51 (Deserted island, Escape, Escapes, Instructions, Survival, UnAnswered )
It depends. Some, like the comb or moon jelly, have a sting you can barely feel. Others, like the blue box jelly or the thimble-sized iraconji, can kill you in less than 30 seconds. Yallow 2009-09-30 22:54:02 (Animals, Death, Deserted island, Jellyfish, UnAnswered )
For upwards of three days, as long as you don't try anything crazy, such as playing music a lot, sending e-mails, turning on the laptop... A F KWhenNeeded
Depends. Keep it safe out your house, it could last forever....provided there is a charger nearby. However, if you drop your laptop somewhere like a toilet bowl or a black hole, it might not last very long. Yallow Yallow 2009-09-18 01:22:18 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )
It depends on what you mean by THEY, son. If you're talking about aliens, probably not. If you're talking about American Airlines because you won a free ticket to a deserted beach getaway, then probably yes.
Yes, the cakemakers guild has been hired to prepare the largest ever desserted island. You volunteered produce the cream filling. You've been provided with a box of magazines and a truckload of tissues. Get busy. Khono 2009-08-26 01:29:16 (Deserted island, Identity, Paranoia, UnAnswered )
"Hello, this is Radio Castaway! News reports amongst the survivor community tell us that Zoë's been eaten by cannibals, Richard has died from a poisonous snakebite, and Billy has been shanghaied by Chinese pirates! How are YOU today?"
-Nyerguds B O T When Needed 2009-08-24 11:09:22 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )
If there were, would you be asking this question? Maybe in the Computer Cubicle up in the Sky, but there are few contibs from there. B O T When Needed 2009-08-23 13:15:47 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )