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What questions would you be facing if you were stranded?

How to not escape from a desert island?

(This is true)

If you are black and you have been on a deserted island for some time they will give up the search in about a week and never reopen your case again. then you can no escape from the island.

Now if you're white, they will never give up the search. It will go on for years even, and no matter what little island you're on- they will find you.

The reverse is true if you are black and rich, or white and poor. Unless you owe taxes. Then they will search for you until they find you. Simsilikesims 21:38, December 7, 2011 (UTC) Simsilikesims 2011-12-07 21:38:21 (Deserted island, Escape, Escapes, Instructions, Races, UnAnswered )

What would you make your clothes out of on a deserted island?

Sand. Nice soft, warm, sandy sand. Simsilikesims 2011-12-07 21:03:09 (Deserted Island, Deserted island, UnAnswered, Unanswered )

Food clothing and shelter on a deserted island?

what to eat whenyou on a deserted when u doesnt have no food no clothing and no shelter

Two pandas should be enough, considering you can use 1 skin from each panda for clothing and shelter respectively, then use the meat for food.

What do you mean, "where do I get 2 pandas?". I'm here to answer your question, not write a god damn survival guide! CANADAMe Again 2011-09-07 16:17:48 (Deserted island, Survival, UnAnswered )

Can one make clothes out of seaweeds?

Yes, but your own chest hair and turtle shells work much better. Me Again 2011-06-28 22:08:10 (Clothes, Clothing, Deserted island, Survival, UnAnswered )

How long can your body last without food?

Your body can last decades; your life, not so much.

Lenin died in 1924, but you can still see his body on display in Moscow. Without water, you'd normally die in 3-4 days; given adequately mineralized fluids, you could do 50 days, but healthy would be at most 8-21, if under medical supervision. Really fat people might survive 200 days without food. ◄mendel► Me Again 2011-06-28 22:07:34 (Deserted island, Food, Life, Science, Survival, UnAnswered )

How to best move house without leaving a trail?

Move to a deserted island of course. There no one will find you and, since their are no 5-star hotels or annoying tourist's gift shops on most deserted islands, you cannot leave a trail. Stay there for the rest of your life if you don't want people watching you. However, don't try to escape because when helicopters swoop down to find you, every media journalist interviews you, and Time magazine has youu on their front cover, that might fall under the category of leaving a trail. Me Again 2011-06-28 22:06:45 (Deserted island, Escape, Houses, Instructions, Paranoia, UnAnswered )

How to signal for help from the air?

From the air itself? Hmmm... try this. A F K sig 2 A F K When NeededMe Again 2011-06-28 22:05:37 (Air, Deserted island, Help, Instructions, Signs, Survival, UnAnswered )

How would one cook a large boar?

Shove a stick of dynamite in its mouth and blow it up. That should cook it thoroughly and have the pieces cut out for you. Might be a bit messy, though. Me Again 2011-06-28 22:04:36 (Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, UnAnswered )

What to look for when buying a spade?

Only buy spades in quantities of 13, and don't forget your hearts, clubs, and diamonds. Me Again 2011-06-28 22:03:10 (Cards, Deserted island, Instructions, UnAnswered )

What's the best way to build a raft?

Stand out in the reef for three days, so that all manor of sea life be swimming about you, then rope together a couple of sea turtles, and ride to safety. Me Again 2011-06-28 22:02:17 (Boats, Captain Jack Sparrow, Deserted island, Instructions, Survival, UnAnswered )

What's the best way to survive a hurricane without shelter?

Stop hurrying, and forget your cane.

-NyergudsMe Again 2011-06-28 22:01:12 (Deserted island, Instructions, Survival, UnAnswered )

What's the best way to treat a jellyfish sting?

Pee on it. Requires a bit of practice when you got stung on the back. Me Again 2011-06-28 22:00:29 (Deserted island, Instructions, UnAnswered, Urine )

How long can one survive on a diet of coconuts?

It depends on how many radio stations you can pick up with them.

If the coconuts weren't posioned, quite a while. If not, well.....going to a deserted island includes a modest funeral TOTALLY FREE! Me Again 2011-06-28 21:56:52 (Deserted island, Food, Survival, UnAnswered )

How can I escape a deserted island?

Easiest way is to blow up the island. Then you won't be on a deserted island, you'll be floating in a deserted sea. How to escape from that? Build an island! Duhh... --AEtherchild

Give an innocuous object a face, talk to it for many moons, then take its advice on how to escape. Sure-fire way to get off your rocker, and I'm sure it'll work for a deserted island, too. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:54:51 (Death, Deserted island, Escape, Escapes, Instructions, UnAnswered )

What three things should you take in case you end up stranded on a deserted island?

A burning hatred for the West, a hook for a hand and a pilot's license. A F K sig 2 A F K When NeededMe Again 2011-06-28 21:53:53 (Deserted island, Instructions, Possession, UnAnswered )

How do you prepare your body for a deserted island for 30 days?

Eat massive amounts of spagetti

Let it be balsamed and put in a sarcophagus. --El Nazgir sigEl_NazgirMe Again 2011-06-28 21:52:57 (Deserted island, Instructions, Methods, Preparation, Spaghetti, Time, UnAnswered )

How to not starve when you've got a goat?

You could use the goat as bait to attract wild animals, then - when the iron is hot, strike the wild animals and kill (then eat them) (this is assuming you have an iron, if not, you'll need to find some other way). Alternatively, you could send the goat out ahead as a scout party to a local campsite, when he returns, you'll have insider knowledge of the campsite, including where they keep their food, and the guard duty shifts.

You can get your goat to help you grow food, they're very good at digging holes for carrots. This is very useful if you're prepared, as growing food isn't a realistic way to meet next-day demand.

Of course, if you're stuck on a Deserted island, you may well have no choice but to eat the goat, optimal cooking temperature is 460 kelvin, 450 in a fan oven, for 15 mins +15 mins per 250g of meat. Serve with gravy, veg and roast potatoes. You can probably skip the washing up if you're on a deserted island. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:52:04 (Animals, Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, UnAnswered )

The coconut calamari will knock your socks off?

That's logically impossible, my shoes are on. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:51:23 (Deserted island, Food, Logic, Paradox, Taste, UnAnswered )

How to find the best island?

Generally the one across the fence is always greener anyway, so get two islands close enough to cross between, and build a fence between them.

It should have plenty of coconuts, if you catch me, that you can eat with your banana. Also, take an island with mountains, because everyone want to get on top of an island, you can see some beautiful things from up there! A mountain with a large whole or cave is great for sticking your things in. You may sweat a lot on this island, but who cares, that island is hot. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:50:38 (Deserted island, Instructions, UnAnswered )

How can you make clothes on a deserted island?

This question is too profound for an answer. To find the answer that you are looking for, you must make a hard journey through many jungles and swamps, and find SURVIVORMAN!!!! *music: DUN DUN DUUUN!" Me Again 2011-06-28 21:49:57 (Clothes, Clothing, Deserted island, Instructions, Survival, UnAnswered )

How would one cook a large boar with only sticks and a pair of glasses?

Wait for the sun to rise (if applicable). Use the glasses to focus the heat of the sun, and set the sticks on fire. Use left over sticks to hold the boar in place (over the fire). Wait for it to cook. Remove the boar. Add the frame of the glasses as seasoning. Enjoy. A F K sig 2 A F K When Needed

It would depend on whether the boar is dead or not. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:48:51 (Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, Sticks, UnAnswered )

How would you survive on a deserted island with 5 coconuts, a rock, and 3 feet of hose?

Eat the hose, sell the coconuts and then kill myself with the rock.

Better drink your own piss! [[1]] Me Again 2011-06-28 21:47:46 (Deserted island, Instructions, Rocks, UnAnswered, Urine )

What is the best way to communicate with native fishermen?

If you can speak their language, do so. If you can't, use hand gestures (99.9 % of all people who did this got thrown into a net and tossed into the sea, so not recommended). If they won't hand you their fish when you've been starving for three days, blow them up. This should get your message across.

Slap them with a trout!

You have no idea how far a pack of cigars and bottle of beer can go.... Me Again 2011-06-28 21:46:22 (Deserted island, Instructions, UnAnswered )

How to cook a deer steak?

Write a letter to someone about killing a vampire

Get two bucks first. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:45:35 (Cooking, Deserted island, Food, Instructions, Puns, UnAnswered, Vampires )

Escape a deserted island?

You can escape a deserted island in one of 3 ways:
  1. Find a camel, if you can find a camel, then the island isn't deserted because there's a camel on it, well done - you are now no longer on a deserted island.
  2. Build a boat, if you have built a boat, you can then sail away - you'll probably die of starvation or something before you get to the land, but that's your own problem.
  3. If you've come to this island because of treachery from your brother, become a wizard, inslave a spirit and a monster, and cause a storm which will wash up your brother, the king and some other people on the island. From there it's a simple task of making everyone mad so that you can then threaten them with your magical powers, and then forgive them, provided they take you off the island. Me Again 2011-06-28 21:44:51 (Deserted island, Escape, Escapes, Instructions, Survival, UnAnswered )

How many deserted islands does it take before you get Castaway, The Musical?

I dunno. It's a big musical. Dancing Penguin Smile_spin.gif (Talk!)M.mendel 2010-09-02 13:49:45 (Deserted island, Musicals, UnAnswered )

How dangerous are jellyfish?

It depends. Some, like the comb or moon jelly, have a sting you can barely feel. Others, like the blue box jelly or the thimble-sized iraconji, can kill you in less than 30 seconds. Yallow 2009-09-30 22:54:02 (Animals, Death, Deserted island, Jellyfish, UnAnswered )

Where do we keep the emergency supplies?

On our deserted island where no one can find or steal them. Which kinda defeats the purpose.
Unless you get stranded on that island; then they're very handy. M.mendel 2009-09-28 18:02:49 (Deserted island, Emergency, Locations, Supplies, UnAnswered )

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

The one with all the geeks in it who bothered to put their life-jackets on before they went abandoning ship. M.mendel 2009-09-28 18:02:04 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

How long does a laptop's battery last?

0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds.

For upwards of three days, as long as you don't try anything crazy, such as playing music a lot, sending e-mails, turning on the laptop... A F K sig 2 A F K When Needed

Depends. Keep it safe out your house, it could last forever....provided there is a charger nearby. However, if you drop your laptop somewhere like a toilet bowl or a black hole, it might not last very long. YallowYallow 2009-09-18 01:22:18 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

Rain - good or bad?

Rain rain goaway, come back another day: says it all. Khono 2009-09-02 14:25:13 (Deserted island, Rain, UnAnswered, Water )

How long does it take for human skin to adapt to constant exposure to sun?

About the same time it takes for the human to develop chitin protective layers. Gigathrash 2009-09-02 04:31:23 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

Have THEY put me on this deserted island?

It depends on what you mean by THEY, son. If you're talking about aliens, probably not. If you're talking about American Airlines because you won a free ticket to a deserted beach getaway, then probably yes.

Yes, the cakemakers guild has been hired to prepare the largest ever desserted island. You volunteered produce the cream filling. You've been provided with a box of magazines and a truckload of tissues. Get busy. Khono 2009-08-26 01:29:16 (Deserted island, Identity, Paranoia, UnAnswered )

Why does my laptop have wifi, but my cell phone not have service?

I blew up your cell phone, which is why it has no service. I didn't blow up your laptop though, which reminds me..... B O T When Needed 2009-08-24 12:58:24 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

Why are long walks on the beach considered romantic?

Because you can be swept off your feet by spring tide. Women find that romantic, for some reason.
-NyergudsB O T When Needed 2009-08-24 12:40:49 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

Which seashells are the most valuable?

The one she sells at the seashore. Those are the seashore shells. B O T When Needed 2009-08-24 11:46:49 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

What's a good size for a deserted island?

The size of the Afro-Eurasia landmass. Oh wait, it would be too big to be an island then. B O T When Needed 2009-08-24 11:24:19 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

What longwave radio station caters to stranded people?

"Hello, this is Radio Castaway! News reports amongst the survivor community tell us that Zoë's been eaten by cannibals, Richard has died from a poisonous snakebite, and Billy has been shanghaied by Chinese pirates! How are YOU today?"
-NyergudsB O T When Needed 2009-08-24 11:09:22 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

What is a good name for a volleyball?

well, seeing as
a volley = a rapid simultaneous discharge of firearms


balles = french for bullets

I have to conclude that a good name for a volleyball is machinegun fire.

-NyergudsB O T When Needed 2009-08-23 16:31:15 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

What are the best things to take for a stay on a deserted island?

Civilization, and/or Salma Hayeck. B O T When Needed 2009-08-23 16:14:24 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

How expensive is a satellite telephone?

It depends on the size of the satellite.
-NyergudsB O T When Needed 2009-08-23 14:20:12 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

Can you drink sea water?

Yes, but if you don't live at the coast, it requires you to have a way of getting there, or getting the sea water to you. B O T When Needed 2009-08-23 13:29:26 (Deserted island, UnAnswered, Water )

Are there any fish near the coast that are poisonous to eat?

If there were, would you be asking this question? Maybe in the Computer Cubicle up in the Sky, but there are few contibs from there. B O T When Needed 2009-08-23 13:15:47 (Deserted island, UnAnswered )

Are jellyfish edible?

Yes, and are a gourmet dish in the fictional country of Thisissoawesomlodonia. YOWUZA TALK 2 ME!B O T When Needed 2009-08-23 13:15:09 (Deserted island, Jellyfish, UnAnswered )


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