Is it not fair that when the world ends on December 21st, 2012, we would've bought all of our Christmas presents for nothing?Simple solution: overthrow the Mayan gods. Yowuza yadderhouse | meh
Simpler solution: buy your last xmas present in 2011. (Bonus: don't pay to your renew your insurance, tuition, etc.) Saves money for winners and losers for the final battle. Tennessee Ernie Ford 2010-06-23 01:05:40 (Days, Gifts, Long Questions, Purchasing, UnAnswered )Yowuza yadderhouse | meh
No way. Those things explode the minute you touch them! And they aren't on sale! Yallow 2010-04-18 19:06:00 (Days, Games, Left 4 Dead, Opinion, Purchasing, UnAnswered )The Solar Dragon (Talk)☆ A F K When Needed 2010-03-19 19:50:17 (Days, Time, UnAnswered )
Leave your door at exactly 11:52am. Lock it, and then post your key through the letterbox. Turn left and walk until you get to Elm Street. An accomplice of mine will be waiting there in a black 1981 Mitsubishi Colt. Get in the passenger seat. Do not talk, do not make eye contact. As he drives, open the sealed envelope. Inside you will find your new proof of identity. Put this back in the envelope, along with your father's birth certificate, and put them in your laptop case. The car will stop in the middle of a large empty field. Put the Greek Drachma in the glove compartment, and get out of the car. Walk over to the shed, and drop your ball-peen hammer down the third hole in front of the door. You will hear a single scream - do not be alarmed. The door will now unlock through a pulley system.
This house requires skill, stamina, and brains to navigate, so read this paragraph thoroughly. As you enter the door you will notice the tile pattern on the ground. Do not step on any of the green tiles under any circumstances. If you step on a red tile, be prepared to duck. Stay to the yellow tiles. Go through the door on the left, but make sure to empty the bag of salt into your left hand. As you step in you will be confronted by a wolverine - throw the salt in his eyes. When you do, he will be stunned for a few seconds - take the opportunity to strike one of your matches against the door. Hold this in front of you and spray your deoderant through the flame. Aim at the wolf, and aim strong. This is the only way to protect yourself.
When you have done that, walk to the cupboard at the other side of the room. Open it and remove the wooden box. Open the box, insert the number 2 pencil, close and replace the box. When you close the cupboard, you will hear three clicks. Immediately after the third click, drop to the floor. Wait until you hear a double-click before you stand up. Do not worry, the monkey has been trained to help you. He will open your laptop case and eat your rations, all of them. Let him. Do not under any circumstances interrupt him. When he is finished he will take your remaining match and leave. You should still have your new identity, along with the screwdriver.
Walk out into the back garden. There is a set of metal tiles screwed to the floor - unscrew the middle four. Climb down the ladder here. When you get to the bottom, stay facing the ladder. Remain calm. A man is going to come up behind you and take the screwdriver from your hand and remove your blazer, while whispering the Password into your ear. Remember the password well - it is the difference between life and death. The man will lead you through to an office room, and wait outside. Knock four times on the door before letting yourself in. Sit down in the dark blue chair and say the password. Hold his eye contact for ten seconds, then blink three times. He will nod in recognition, open a drawer, and hand you a rucksack. Make sure it contains a parachute, a pocket knife, three walnuts, a whistle, a gold coin and a set of jumper cables. When you leave this room I will be waiting with further instructions. I hope you can run fast. AEtherchild 2010-03-08 08:51:11 (Days, Objectives, UnAnswered )Doin
It was fine until you popped up.--El_Nazgir A F K When Needed 2010-02-16 21:20:13 (Days, Preference, UnAnswered )The Solar Dragon (Talk)☆ Solar Dragon 2010-02-15 16:06:59 (Days, Time, UnAnswered ) ◄mendel► M.mendel 2009-11-25 14:59:02 (Days, Frequency, Masturbation, Sexual, UnAnswered )
Cos I wanted to see
The late news at 10
It came on and then
She shuffled her papers
She swivelled in her chair
She looked up
And she said
The weather was fair
And then it turned cold
It started to rain
Pouring with rain.
Some people died
Some people were born
And some stayed the same
And some went insane
And tomorrow's Thursday
Today was Wednesday
And this is the date
March 28th A F K When Needed 2009-11-20 21:00:25 (Days, Events, UnAnswered, Wednesday )
Has anyone else noticed that we are desperately trying to find the answers to all the questions, but one day, when we run out of questions, we will not just run out of answers... but we'll also run out of hope?Nah, when we run out of questions to answer, we can take the 262,500 questions from WikiAnswers that are stupid and never get answered. How's that for hope? IT'S OVER 9000!!!! About 29 times more!!!!
Seriously though, if we ever do run out of stupid questions even with WikiAnswers aid, all of us can read Twilight and think of lots of strange questions about Bella's menstrual cycle. Now that is a source of stupid that will last eternity. Yallow
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