* tends to play soccer/football with roundhouse kicks only
somewhat vulnerable to startegic nuclear warheads
can't build card houses more than 3 storeys high
gets out-improvised by McGyver or the A-Team
cannot sing the aria from the Queen of the Night from Mozart's Zauberflöte
The Queen of the Night's Aria "Der Hölle Rache kocht in mein (00:44) 0 views
He does not contribute to unanswers.wikia.com
WikiaBot 2013-06-18 23:01:33 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
Yes. He is also the only person to have ever won The Game. Which you have now just lost.
Me Again 2010-12-05 17:00:05 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
Yes. Words cannot describe, Chuck Norris just is.
DamnoMan 2010-11-09 10:27:27 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
I prefer calling him devil-god, so you're right!
M.mendel 2010-11-07 00:18:11 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
False. Stephen Fry could do twice the things Chuck Norris is capable of. Look it up. I bet you 5 Euro that Chuck Norris will be vanquished by Stephen Fry.
Solar Dragon 2010-09-06 20:00:32 (Chuck Norris, Stephen Fry, UnAnswered )
Only Yallow's oxymorons are capable of that feat.
Khono 2010-08-08 08:04:27 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
In Soviet Russia
Solar Dragon 2010-05-01 06:30:30 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
Only when within range of Chuck Norris's epic win aura.
Khono 2010-03-30 12:37:20 (Chuck Norris, Failure, RT, UnAnswered )
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live --
† F1 © Talk El Nazgir 2010-03-06 19:06:44 (Chuck Norris, Identity, People, UnAnswered )
correction, chuck norris doesn't chuck, he round house kicks... :D
CHUCK MONTANA El Nazgir 2010-02-23 17:58:28 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
In Soviet Russia. ☆
The Solar Dragon ( ) Talk
Far, far away from Hull.
yadderhouse | meh
That depends. If he wants to, he can be as untraceable as Carmen Sandiego or Waldo, but usually, he's just roundhouse-kicking Yakuza members or hired goons.--
El_Nazgir El Nazgir 2010-02-16 22:32:04 (Chuck Norris, Locations, UnAnswered )
Chuck Norris never reaches the point of marriage. He wears out every woman in his presence in seconds.
Why, you want to marry Chuck Norris?--
Only if that woman's last name was You.
Yallow 2010-02-06 21:22:38 (Chuck Norris, Names, Naming, UnAnswered )
Of course he can, but he doesn't.
This is yet another example of people trying to get Chuck Norris to create a space-time paradox. He promised not to create one here since a supermassive black hole coming into being here would just ruin our day.
Khono 2010-01-25 19:56:39 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
Yes. He can't lose.
Since no one can kill him, he probably can't commit suicide. -
yadderhouse | meh
Chuck Norris can't believe it's not butter.
A F K When Needed A F K When Needed 2009-12-26 22:58:07 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
For calling Chuck Norris boring, you'll just explode for no reason as a consequence of your actions.
A F K When Needed 2009-11-23 17:48:56 (Chuck Norris, Jokes, People, Reasons, UnAnswered )
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