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What is Chuck Norris' weakness?
* tends to play soccer/football with roundhouse kicks only- somewhat vulnerable to startegic nuclear warheads
- can't build card houses more than 3 storeys high
- gets out-improvised by McGyver or the A-Team
- cannot sing the aria from the Queen of the Night from Mozart's Zauberflöte
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Can chuck norris count to infinity?
Yes. He is also the only person to have ever won The Game. Which you have now just lost. Me Again 2010-12-05 17:00:05 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )Can chuck norris?
Yes. Words cannot describe, Chuck Norris just is. DamnoMan 2010-11-09 10:27:27 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )Is Chuck Norris God in human form?
I prefer calling him devil-god, so you're right! M.mendel 2010-11-07 00:18:11 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )Stephen Fry = Britain's Chuck Norris?
False. Stephen Fry could do twice the things Chuck Norris is capable of. Look it up. I bet you 5 Euro that Chuck Norris will be vanquished by Stephen Fry. Solar Dragon 2010-09-06 20:00:32 (Chuck Norris, Stephen Fry, UnAnswered )Who is strong enough to defeat Chuck Norris?
Your momOnly Yallow's oxymorons are capable of that feat. Khono 2010-08-08 08:04:27 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
Where is chuck norris?
In Soviet Russia Solar Dragon 2010-05-01 06:30:30 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )Does RT fail?
Only when within range of Chuck Norris's epic win aura. Khono 2010-03-30 12:37:20 (Chuck Norris, Failure, RT, UnAnswered )Chuck Norris?
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live --
† F1© Talk El Nazgir 2010-03-06 19:06:44 (Chuck Norris, Identity, People, UnAnswered )
How Many Chucks would a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris?
correction, chuck norris doesn't chuck, he round house kicks... :D CHUCK MONTANA El Nazgir 2010-02-23 17:58:28 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )Where is Chuck Norris?
In Soviet Russia. ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk)☆Far, far away from Hull. Yowuza yadderhouse | meh
That depends. If he wants to, he can be as untraceable as Carmen Sandiego or Waldo, but usually, he's just roundhouse-kicking Yakuza members or hired goons.--
El_Nazgir El Nazgir 2010-02-16 22:32:04 (Chuck Norris, Locations, UnAnswered )
If Chuck Norris married, would he change his last name?
Chuck Norris never reaches the point of marriage. He wears out every woman in his presence in seconds.Why, you want to marry Chuck Norris?--PiKaPi talk blog
Only if that woman's last name was You. Yallow 2010-02-06 21:22:38 (Chuck Norris, Names, Naming, UnAnswered )
Can Chuck Norris roundhouse kick his balls so hard that even he would cry?
Of course he can, but he doesn't. ◄mendel►This is yet another example of people trying to get Chuck Norris to create a space-time paradox. He promised not to create one here since a supermassive black hole coming into being here would just ruin our day. Khono 2010-01-25 19:56:39 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
Is there anything Chuck Norris can't do?
Yes. He can't lose. CrowbarSince no one can kill him, he probably can't commit suicide. -Nyerguds
Yes. Yowuza yadderhouse | meh
Chuck Norris can't believe it's not butter. 
A F K When Needed A F K When Needed 2009-12-26 22:58:07 (Chuck Norris, UnAnswered )
Why do people still find Chuck Norris jokes funny?
For calling Chuck Norris boring, you'll just explode for no reason as a consequence of your actions. A F K When Needed 2009-11-23 17:48:56 (Chuck Norris, Jokes, People, Reasons, UnAnswered )Subcategories
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