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Can I get married to myself?

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Only if you promise to care for each other in sickness and in health, till death do you part.

Okay, but have fun trying to conceive a child.

Turn off the lights when you have sex.

Well, I'm not sure about marrying, but it's socially accepted to be a narcissist. --El Nazgir sigEl_Nazgir

I did that once. Now I'm divorced from myself.

Have you considered getting a restraining order?

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