So they tell me. But I've found that The Voices are unreliable, so take it with a grain of salt.

Nope, they really do call it "socialism" to make their medical system slightly less non-functional.

yes, but that won't untie your arms.

I didn't escape from the mental ward! those sirens are a complete coincidence!

I didn't lose my mind, it's backed up on a disk somewhere...

I didn't lose my mind either! I sold it on Ebay!

the voices tell me that some people are like Slinkies, they seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs...

No, my mother had me tested.